I'm ashamed and embarrassed to tell you what my bail is

CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 02:49 PM Original message

I'm ashamed and embarrassed to tell you what my bail is

:evilgrin: How bad are you????? This is fun to do. Just read the offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added up your total fine. Your bail is 20% of your fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Offense and Fine                                                                                                  Your Fine Smoked pot $ 10.00 Did acid $ 5.00 Ever had sex at church $ 25.00 Woke up in the morning and didn't know the person who was next to you $ 40.00 Had sex with someone on MySpace.com $ 25.00 Had sex for money $ 100.00 Ever had sex with someone of anither race/nationality $ 20.00 Vandalized something $ 20.00 Had sex on your parents' bed $ 10.00 Had sex in your parents' house $ 10.00 Had a one night stand $ 20.00 Had multiple sex partners in the same day $ 40.00 Had multiple sex partners in the same week $ 25.00 Had phone sex $ 5.00 Masturbated during phone sex $ 15.00 Beat up someone $ 20.00 Been jumped $ 10.00 Cross dressed $ 10.00 Given money to a stripper $ 25.00 Been in love with a stripper $ 20.00 Kissed someone who's name you didn't know $ 10.00 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work $ 15.00 Ever drive drunk $ 20.00 Ever got drunk, HIGH at work, or went to work while still drunk, HIGH $ 50.00 Used toys while having sex $ 30.00 Got drunk & HIGH , passed out and don't remember the night before $ 20.00 Went skinny dipping $ 5.00 Had sex in a pool $ 20.00 Kissed someone of the same sex $ 10.00 Had sex with someone of the same sex $ 20.00 Cheated on your significant other $ 10.00 Masturbated $ 10.00 Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend $ 20.00 Done oral $ 5.00 Got oral $ 5.00 Done / got oral in a car while it was moving $ 25.00 Stole something $ 10.00 Had sex with someone in jail $ 25.00 Made a nasty home video $ 15.00 Had a threesome $ 50.00 Had sex in the wild $ 20.00 Been in the same room while someone was having sex $ 25.00 Stole something worth over/more than $100 $ 20.00 Had sex with someone 10 years older $ 20.00 Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 $ 25.00 Been in love with two people or more at the same time $ 50.00 Said you love someone but didn't mean it $ 25.00 Went streaking $ 5.00 Went streaking in broad daylight $ 15.00 Been arrested $ 5.00 Spent time in jail $ 15.00 Peed in the pool $ 0.50 Played spin the bottle $ 5.00 Done something you regret $ 20.00 Had sex with your best friend $ 20.00 Had sex with someone you work with at work $ 25.00 Had anal sex $ 80.00 Lied to your mate $ 5.00 Lied to your mate about the sex being good $ 25.00 And your total bail is????

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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 02:52 PM Response to Original message

1. Why...

is having sex with someone of another race or nationality an offense? That said, I think i've done 'em all except fall in love with a stripper and screw in church.

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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:05 PM Response to Reply #1

15. Yeah, I was wondering about that one too.

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billyoc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:38 PM Response to Reply #1

41. Elitist.

:rofl:

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yardwork (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-29-08 12:29 AM Response to Reply #1

153. Why is phone sex an offense?

I don't consider most of these things to be offenses at all.

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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 02:54 PM Response to Original message

2. I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may either incriminate me or make me look too innocent.

Take your pick.

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Tommy_Carcetti (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 02:55 PM Response to Original message

3. Peed in the pool is only $0.50?

That's it?

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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 02:57 PM Response to Reply #3

6. At least my bail will only be 10 cents!!1!!

:rofl: Assuming that includes peeing in teh du lounge pool!!1!! :rofl:

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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 02:28 AM Response to Reply #6

115. incorrect

you can't subtract amounts simply because you didn't enjoy it. :spank:

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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 02:30 AM Response to Reply #115

117. not that there's anything wrong with that

except for the church sex thing, that's really skanky... :wtf:

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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 07:22 PM Response to Reply #117

150. Are you kidding?

Sacrilege + sex = Awesome!

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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:03 PM Response to Reply #3

11. if anyone comes up with a bail amount with change, we'll know who pees in the pool

and disinvite them to meetups

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Crabby Appleton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:24 PM Response to Reply #3

33. Off the high diving board?

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huskerlaw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 02:55 PM Response to Original message

4. Do you have to add a fine for every time you've done something?

Cuz I think most of us would have nearly infinite $10 fines...

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unsavedtrash (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:22 AM Response to Reply #4

102. that was my question.

:hide:

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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 02:56 PM Response to Original message

5. $82, unless we're supposed to multiply for repeat offenses.

In which case, I may be in real trouble.

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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 02:58 PM Response to Original message

7. Is this for each instance of it or is it just having done some of these things.

If it is for each instance, I cannot possibly calculate it.

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orleans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 01:58 AM Response to Reply #7

113. besides, who the hell can remember everything? n/t

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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 02:58 PM Response to Original message

8. Do multiple offenses count?

Because if they do, I'd need about $25,000.

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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:08 PM Response to Reply #8

19. we'll let you make that call

:)

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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:09 PM Response to Reply #19

20. of course they fucking don't

goddamn :eyes: :hi:

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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:24 PM Response to Reply #20

34. I know, then I'd have to put $30 or $40 down

for masturbation, instead of $10.

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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 02:59 PM Response to Original message

9. Mine Is A $Brazilian Dollars

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :hi: OH MEOW

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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:06 PM Response to Reply #9

16. ROFL!!!!!

:hi:

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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:01 PM Response to Original message

10. $57, unless we're supposed to apply the fines per offense

In which case, masturbation alone...

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Spacemom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:03 PM Response to Original message

12. $107

Not bad, considering. :evilgrin:

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2008 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-29-08 01:06 AM Response to Reply #12

154. Yours was the closest to mine: $106.10 bail

($530.50 fine)

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montanto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:03 PM Response to Original message

13. I can't add all that up.

so whatever the total would be, its pretty close. I'll pay it. But let me ask, do you have to pay for each occurance?? Because, if so, well, I'm already in deep trouble just for today.

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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:05 PM Response to Original message

14. $214.00

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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:07 PM Response to Reply #14

17. why did I know what your bail would be in advance?

:hi:

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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:36 PM Response to Reply #14

140. ...

Edited on Thu May-22-08 12:36 PM by janesez Anal adds up, doesn't it? :D And yes I DID do the math properly!

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IronLionZion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:08 PM Response to Original message

18. It feels like I haven't really lived

I've been missing out on a lot of good stuff. :evilgrin:

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orleans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 01:59 AM Response to Reply #18

114. just remember--it's never too late!

"today is the first day of the rest of your life" so...on your mark, get set, GO! live it up!

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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:10 PM Response to Original message

21. $60.10

Edited on Wed May-21-08 03:12 PM by DarkTirade Yes, I peed in the pool when I was little. :P My score's mostly so low because I don't do drugs and never drink enough to get drunk so all of those were right out. Although if we added up multiple offenses... then I'd never be able to pay my bail. Ever. Not with all the money I've ever earned. :P

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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:10 PM Response to Original message

22. I stopped at 300 bucks, didn't get through the list

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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:11 PM Response to Original message

23. 560.50

Edited on Wed May-21-08 03:25 PM by BarenakedLady Yes, I have peed in a pool. Come on, we had a pool growing up. If you've gotten under $100, you are doing it (life) wrong, people! edited to add 20% of that...I didn't read the directions. :blush:

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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:25 PM Response to Reply #23

35. You forgot the 20% part

you = 112.1

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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:26 PM Response to Reply #35

36. I just edited

and I was too lazy to figure it out. Thank you. :D

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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:11 PM Response to Original message

24. If you don't masturbate during phone sex

how is it phone sex? :shrug:

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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:15 PM Response to Reply #24

25. omg

Jack Handey, is that you?? :rofl:

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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:16 PM Response to Original message

26. I have a great lawyer and got ROR.

In other words, I ain't telling.

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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:19 PM Response to Original message

27. $395...just couldn't break 400.

:P

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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:21 PM Response to Original message

28. Let's just say

more than what has already been posted :blush: And what's with the 'Had sex with someone 10 years older' fine....I'd get fined every time Mr. Debi got friskie! :wow: None with $.50? Yeah, right.....:eyes:

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khashka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:22 PM Response to Original message

29. I'm taking the Fifth

or I would owe you more money than I have. Khash.

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annabanana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:22 PM Response to Original message

30. $325.50?

Oh Dear :blush:

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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:23 PM Response to Original message

31. $405 - having anal sex is worth that much more than anything else?

doesn't seem right... and, i've had sex with people from online, but way before myspace days. So, if you count that the same as myspace, it would be $430.

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TommyO (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:23 PM Response to Original message

32. My bail, $135.00 on a $675 fine

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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:27 PM Response to Original message

37. It's amazing how many people fail at directions

:banghead:

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LynzM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:56 PM Response to Reply #37

50. Isn't it?

:rofl:

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LynzM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:56 PM Response to Reply #50

51. $122...

Heh.

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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 04:00 PM Response to Reply #37

53. Ah, I could only imagine

would it feels like to be perfect. Ok, some of us didn't read the directions..big deal..I am at work and sometimes I have to go through posts quickly on DU. No need to make a federal case out of it.

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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 08:05 AM Response to Reply #37

121. Hey Sir Curmudgeon

The first time, I had a six year old on my lap with her big round head in my face. AND to give myself credit, I figured out my mistake on my own before Your Highness pointed it out to me. :P Let me get that for you. You're doing it wrong. :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 09:22 AM Response to Reply #121

128. Well then

You're cleared to go help the parade of morans who still didn't get it last night. I'm really starting to doubt those DU Lounge polls where 95% of the place has an IQ greater than 160. :sarcasm:

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Pale Blue Dot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:34 PM Response to Original message

38. $102.10

...so I guess you know one of my deep, dark secrets.

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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-28-08 11:58 PM Response to Reply #38

151. $128

Edited on Thu May-29-08 12:00 AM by SarahBelle :evilgrin:

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tavalon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:34 PM Response to Original message

39. $875.50

I guess we know where that 0.50 came from:blush: Is this like a modified purity test?

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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:35 PM Response to Reply #39

40. $175.10

you take twenty percent of your final score

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tavalon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:39 PM Response to Reply #40

42. I've had a magnificent life

but reading comprehension has always been my bugaboo.

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SacredCow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:51 PM Response to Reply #40

49. $110 bucks... Unless as mentioned earlier, a per-infraction clause exists...

But It looks as if being gay or bi is a "crime" according to this list...

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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 10:50 PM Response to Reply #49

97. Ironic that you'd be put in prison for gay sex.

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Raven (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:43 PM Response to Original message

43. I'll be incarcerated forever! But I've lived longer than most of you

and had more opportunity! :-)

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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:47 PM Response to Original message

44. $890.5

:hide: :evilgrin:

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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:49 PM Response to Reply #44

46. no. 178.10

I'm glad this place isn't operating any heavy machinery

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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:51 PM Response to Reply #46

48. Well excuse me.

I've done many of these type of surveys before and it never asked for a percentage...yes I didn't read it all b/c all the other ones I've done you just put the total amount. Jeez.

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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 04:39 PM Response to Reply #44

65. I was $850.5.

You're a $40 higher tramp than me!!

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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 04:41 PM Response to Reply #65

67. HA!

LOL! :rofl:

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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 06:04 PM Response to Reply #67

78. and "I" have you both beat!!!

:rofl:

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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 06:07 PM Response to Reply #78

81. Tramp

:P ;) :)

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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 07:59 PM Response to Reply #81

89. LOL

And which are you??? :)

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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 07:59 PM Response to Reply #89

90. I am always a Lady, sweetie!

LOL! :rofl:

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China_cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:49 PM Response to Original message

45. $900...unless you mean the fine for each instance of each category.

Then I don't know if my calculator goes that high.

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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 03:49 PM Response to Original message

47. $134.20

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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 04:00 PM Response to Original message

52. $92.10 when I follow the directions...

Edited on Wed May-21-08 04:02 PM by jasonc have I lived enough? My total fine is: $460.50... Unless we are adding these up for each offense, in which case, I will need to get back to you... :P

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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 04:04 PM Response to Original message

54. Only $55. Depressing. nt

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Z_I_Peevey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 04:06 PM Response to Original message

55. $94.10, BUT....

I think I was consigned to the ninth level of hell in that Dante's Inferno quiz. Go figure.

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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 04:09 PM Response to Original message

56. 895.50

I played in a band and did theatre......late 70's early 80's

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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 04:11 PM Response to Original message

57. $750.50

Edited on Wed May-21-08 04:13 PM by asthmaticeog I have fuckin' LIVED, got'dammit! :woohoo: Edit: I forgot the 20 percent thing, so it's $150.10. Frankly, the 20% thing does little for me. The dramatically high figures are somehow more satisfying. :evilgrin:

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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 04:15 PM Response to Original message

58. Why is anal worth $80, but there's nothing about plooking your cousin, sibling, or other relative?

I think that's an excessive fine for anal, and clearly shows the mindset of the person who wrote this, that that is the highest fine available, esp. that drunk driving is only worth $20.

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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 04:18 PM Response to Original message

59. Can I pay $17.00 now and owe $2,769.00?

:hi:

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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 04:30 PM Response to Original message

60. What's really fun about this thread is watching DS1 exasperatedly correct everyone's math.

:rofl:

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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 04:34 PM Response to Reply #60

62. He's just shaking his head at this point.

:rofl:

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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 05:17 PM Response to Reply #62

72. Ball. Home with it

Jesus!

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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 06:06 PM Response to Reply #60

80. DU's very own math police

:rofl:

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Raster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:49 AM Response to Reply #80

109. Come on CatWoman... what is your bail???

Or should I say Pussy Galore?

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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 06:07 PM Response to Reply #60

82. I think it is funny

Edited on Wed May-21-08 06:08 PM by jasonc this thread turned into something entirely different than a math test. more like a reading comprehension and following instructions test... :rofl:

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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 04:32 PM Response to Original message

61. $385

:rofl: Which way is the Debtor's Prison?

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Breeze54 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 04:34 PM Response to Original message

63. I lost count... let's just call it a Million bucks I owe!

:P

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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 04:36 PM Response to Original message

64. $805.50

yes, I've peed in a pool!!!

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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 04:39 PM Response to Original message

66. My fine... 880.50 My bail...176.10

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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 04:47 PM Response to Original message

68. $71 I'm not very competitve here...I need to work on that!

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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 04:58 PM Response to Original message

69. Fine $265, Bail $26.50

But come on: does having sex in your parents' house count if you're married? This is definitely odd: masturbation counts for $10, and oral for only $5? Maybe you're not doing it right, then. And I hope that's ever on each count! If not the masturbation alone....

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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 05:01 PM Response to Original message

70. I don't see going on a first date without panties on there.

That should be worth something. :shrug:

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mokawanis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 05:09 PM Response to Original message

71. $680

Edited on Wed May-21-08 05:11 PM by mokawanis Hell, I listed the fine, not bail. My bail would be $136.

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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 05:18 PM Response to Original message

73. $775.50 .. and thankfully they don't count for the things I've done multiple times.

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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 06:05 PM Response to Reply #73

79. I can JUST imagine!!

}(

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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 06:09 PM Response to Reply #79

84. I've been a baaaaaad boy.

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JTG of the PRB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 05:20 PM Response to Original message

74. Fine $160, bail $32.

I've been too busy to get into TOO much trouble... :P

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Greyskye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 05:37 PM Response to Original message

75. $720 of fines / $144 bail

At least I've never peed in a pool! :evilgrin:

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zingaro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 05:52 PM Response to Original message

76. Oh my. I'm afraid I'm expensive.

$1050.50 Guess this reminds me why I'm a loyal member of the 12% Club. :evilgrin:

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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 05:59 PM Response to Original message

77. $95.10

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latebloomer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 06:08 PM Response to Original message

83. $112

Wow, I thought I was wild when I was a kid- I ain't got nothin on most of you guys!

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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 06:43 PM Response to Original message

85. 68 Bucks.

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stuntcat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 07:15 PM Response to Original message

86. $505.50

:blush: :blush:

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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 07:21 PM Response to Original message

87. 20% is...

Edited on Wed May-21-08 07:23 PM by bicentennial_baby $169 :D

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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 07:25 PM Response to Original message

88. Whew! $445!

I always thought I'd led a fairly unadventurous life. Damn! Do I have a lot to answer for... :blush:

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Madrone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 08:00 PM Response to Original message

91. $107.10

That is all. :P

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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 10:05 PM Response to Reply #91

96. Freak!

:P

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hyphenate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 08:20 PM Response to Original message

92. I guess I'm relatively innocent

I did say "relatively." My bail is $37.

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Steven_S (810 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 08:38 PM Response to Original message

93. HFS.....$905.50

Go straight to hell - do not pass go.....:evilgrin:

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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 08:41 PM Response to Original message

94. 65.10 is my bail.

:)

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bullwinkle428 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 08:52 PM Response to Original message

95. QUESTION. Does a match.com "partner" count the same as one from MySpace?

:evilgrin:

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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-29-08 12:01 AM Response to Reply #95

152. What about sex with DUers?

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tyedyeto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 11:02 PM Response to Original message

98. $505..... not naughty enough ROTFLMFAO

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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 11:08 PM Response to Original message

99. $610.50

:rofl:

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Raster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed May-21-08 11:18 PM Response to Original message

100. $900.50

Edited on Thu May-22-08 12:06 AM by Raster Evil, Wicked, Mean and Nasty.:evilgrin:

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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:17 AM Response to Original message

101. 280 bucks

But there's not a jury in the world that would convict me.

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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:27 AM Response to Original message

103. What about future fines?

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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:29 AM Response to Original message

104. $255.50

I need to get out more.

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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:32 AM Response to Original message

105. Is every commision of one of these a new fine? Or is it a

lifetime users fee? :evilgrin:

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Raster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:46 AM Response to Reply #105

108. If we got to charge per separate occurrence, my fines exceed $100,000.

Nope, one-time thing. I do think $10 for smoking pot and only $5.00 for dropping acid is a bit backwards.

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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:53 AM Response to Reply #108

110. And what if you happen to be gay?

do you get a fine for having sex with someone of the opposite gender? :shrug: I stopped tabulating when I hit $1,000 (but I'm not saying how far down the list I got before that happened;) )

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Raster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 02:53 AM Response to Reply #110

119. I'm Gay. And I was just adding up one night.

:evilgrin:

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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 01:48 PM Response to Reply #119

144. ....

:rofl:

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unsavedtrash (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:35 AM Response to Original message

106. $158.10

:evilgrin:

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crim son (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:39 AM Response to Original message

107. $645.50.

But it was all in the name of scientific investigation.

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csziggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 01:00 AM Response to Original message

111. I need to know

What is the fine for having sex in your SO's parents' bed? And for having sex in a sinkhole swimming spot - is that the same as having sex in a pool?

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Z_I_Peevey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:06 PM Response to Reply #111

133. What about a lake? A creek? A bar ditch?

A wash tub?

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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 01:11 AM Response to Original message

112. Bail $21

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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 02:30 AM Response to Original message

116. Bail: $42

FYI, that's NOT what the "42" in my username is for!!! :rofl:

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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 02:36 AM Response to Original message

118. It would effectively kill my campaign if I posted it

:) Not to mention the damage it would do to Kurovski's political future.

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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 07:58 AM Response to Original message

120. $62

put it on my card.

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oedura (347 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 08:35 AM Response to Original message

122. $12...

My life has been so f'ing boring. :(

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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 08:38 AM Response to Original message

123. Why is "cheating" included, but "RickRolling" not?

:shrug:

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BulletproofLandshark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 08:40 AM Response to Original message

124. $240

I really thought it would be more.

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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 08:56 AM Response to Original message

125. ok -- now i may have accidentally added a couple of these things twice -- but --

my fine 1225.50 -- my bail -- 245.10

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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 09:01 AM Response to Original message

126. Hasn't everyone done most of this stuff?

The only stuff I couldnt say yes to was some of the same-sex stuff and cheating. :blush: $780.50 :hi:

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Runcible Spoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 01:56 PM Response to Reply #126

145. edited LOL DS1 got OWNT UP in this thread

Edited on Thu May-22-08 02:01 PM by FarceOfNature :rofl:

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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 09:02 AM Response to Original message

127. $740

I probably peed in the pool when I was little, but I don't remember it, so it doesn't count. :P

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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 09:36 AM Response to Original message

129. Bail would be $96

I'm so bland

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tjwmason (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 09:51 AM Response to Original message

130. Bail $90

Fine $450.

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IronLionZion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 11:15 AM Response to Original message

131. 117.10

I think many of those who didn't put $0.10 are lying and too cowardly to admit it.

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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:11 PM Response to Reply #131

134. alright, fine

214.10 /still the score to beat

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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 11:25 AM Response to Original message

132. $585

If you're going to penalize me for things I did years and years before hitting legal adulthood, then make that $585.50. :)

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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:19 PM Response to Original message

135. $61.50

Is it possible to have sex on your parent's bed but NOT in their house???

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gilpo (601 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:24 PM Response to Original message

136. $112.10

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Sabriel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:27 PM Response to Original message

137. Where's "pooped in the pool"?

That's got to be worth something.

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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:31 PM Response to Original message

138. I'm too lousy at math to count that high

:hi:

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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:33 PM Response to Original message

139. $185.

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dropkickpa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:37 PM Response to Original message

141. Bail $179.10 fine $895.49

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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:45 PM Response to Original message

142. $47.10

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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 01:57 PM Response to Reply #142

146. wow

aren't you exciting???? :rofl: :hi:

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otherlander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:51 PM Response to Original message

143. $140.50

:hide:

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Runcible Spoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 01:58 PM Response to Original message

147. I wanna know how being in love with a stripper is less of a fine than anal sex!

I think if you can write cheesy country songs about it, the fine should be MUCH higher!

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Raster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 05:54 PM Response to Reply #147

149. They write cheesey country songs about anal sex...

New Thread Time: Cheesy country songs about anal sex!

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jus_the_facts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 02:04 PM Response to Original message

148. $775....

:wow: :evilgrin: :wow: :hi:

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-29-08 03:36 AM Response to Original message

155. Bail is $75.10 out of a $375.50 fine!

Edited on Thu May-29-08 03:38 AM by Lady Freedom It is up to you to wonder what the charges are!:evilgrin:

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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-29-08 03:43 AM Response to Reply #155

156. BTW- I was like 12 when I had the pool thing.

Does that mean it doesn't count? It's on my juvenile record. There is a lot on that record that is not on this list!:evilgrin:

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