Fifty bucks the Smails kid picks his nose

WilliamPitt

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 10:46 AM
Original message

Fifty bucks the Smails kid picks his nose

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

AlCzervik

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 10:47 AM
Response to Original message

1. You gonna eat your fat?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

SacredCow

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 10:48 AM
Response to Original message

2. Fifty more.....

you know the rest...

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

leeroysphitz

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 11:11 AM
Response to Original message

3. want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Iggo

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:06 PM
Response to Reply #3

8. You'll get nothing and like it....(n/t)

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

NewJeffCT

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 11:35 AM
Response to Original message

4. $50 bucks says you slice it into the woods

"I'll have you know that gambling is illegal at Bushwood, and *I* never slice."

that movie had a near-perfect cast for all the roles.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Captain Angry

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 11:37 AM
Response to Original message

5. Hey baby, you must have been something before electricity.

You wanna make fourteen dollars the hard way?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

WilliamPitt

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:00 PM
Response to Reply #5

6. When are you due back in Boystown?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Captain Angry

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:05 PM
Response to Reply #6

7. Great boy, wonderful boy...

Now I know why tigers eat their young.

Rodney Dangerfield was in his element. If you've never seen the interviews on the DVD, you should check them out. Rodney was sweating terribly in some of the shots, and it's because he thought he was bombing. When he did standup, everybody laughed at everything. He didn't realize in the movies that everybody had to be quiet so not to ruin the original audio track.

Rodney, one of the funniest men to ever walk the planet, thought that he was bombing in front of Ted Knight, Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, etc.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

jus_the_facts

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:31 PM
Response to Original message

9. "Hey everybody....LET'S ALL GET LAID!!"

:rofl:

:hi:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

WilliamPitt

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:32 PM
Response to Reply #9

10. That kangaroo stole my ball!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

jus_the_facts

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 12:39 PM
Response to Reply #10

11. "BE...BE THE BALL!"

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

WilliamPitt

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 01:17 PM
Response to Reply #11

12. Wang, what are you doing, it's a parking lot!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

jus_the_facts

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 01:22 PM
Response to Reply #12

14. "Hey, did somebody step on a duck?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

WilliamPitt

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 01:24 PM
Response to Reply #14

15. Buy a hat like that, you should get a free bowl of soup.

Looks good on you, though.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

jus_the_facts

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 01:26 PM
Response to Reply #15

17. Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

WilliamPitt

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 01:27 PM
Response to Reply #17

18. Rat farts!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

jus_the_facts

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 01:29 PM
Response to Reply #18

19. Thank you very little.

:evilgrin:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

WilliamPitt

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 01:43 PM
Response to Reply #19

20. Was that your ball I heard rambling through here?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

jus_the_facts

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 01:49 PM
Response to Reply #20

21. Cinderella story. Outta nowhere....IT'S IN THE HOLE!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

MissMillie

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 01:20 PM
Response to Original message

13. "Don't be modest, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch"

:hi:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

WilliamPitt

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 01:25 PM
Response to Reply #13

16. I was born to love you...I was born to lick your face...I was born to rub you...

Edited on Thu May-22-08 01:25 PM by WilliamPitt

...but you were born to rub me first.

You have very...very small breasts.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

kmla

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 03:00 PM
Response to Original message

22. "Awww! 'tanks for nuttin', Tommy! Dat's all I need!"

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

WilliamPitt

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu May-22-08 03:04 PM
Response to Reply #22

23. Noonan! Nuh-nuh-Noonan!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

DU AdBot (1000+ posts)

Tue May 14th 2024, 01:36 PM
Response to Original message

Advertisements [?]

Top

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.