Please save me from GOD DAMNED - PRIMARY.

Hi, I'm LoH, and I'm a GD-P-aholic. Please help me.

Okay, I've introduced myself... Your turn...

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I'M A HILLARY SUPPORTER DAMMIT!!! (signature images may be misleading). :P

I'M A HILLARY SUPPORTER DAMMIT!!! (signature images may be misleading). :P

I'm just me.
And I am sick as fu_k of this damn primary.
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Hit maximum overload yesterday. It was... well, a little scary.

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What is this GD-P you speak of? We Lounge citizens occasionally provide refuge to escaped GD-P'ers...it sounds like a cruel lawless land :P

It's kinda like explaining a thesis on astrophysics to a fan of "Days of our Lives".

I think I'll stick here where our flame wars are over *important* things like Olive Garden and fried chicken!

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:P

There are other organic granola crunchers here??? I've COME HOME!!! :loveya:

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Come in and grab a seat :hi:

some mini flame wars have erupted. I started the thread out of total frustration.

There's just too much crap to swim through to get to the good stuff. Damn I hope this thing wraps up soon.

I have occasionally started logical and rationale threads in GD-PFFFT only to see them sick like a rock. GD-P is a logic free zone!:hi:

As a fellow scientist, I'll enjoy seeing you in hell!

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in my mouth. Don't worry, I'm okay.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7758093&mesg_id=7758460
Don't mind madinmaryland, hes the local village idiot...

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Don't ever believe a word he says about me! I'm a lifelong Skins fan....bleah icky Cowboys...

I was worried there for a second. not.

her favorite joke...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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