Is nothingshocksmeanymore

The ultimate she-wolf, fire breathing, thigh-hugging hipster little red corvette demon queen whom no man or women shall ever posses, or just a distance specter of all our hopes and desires?

:shrug:

that's heavy

I mean...ur...ah...er...UP WITH PEOPLE!! :evilgrin:

;)

SHE'S ALL BARK.

and then some. :-)

..... oh wait. promised i wouldn't :P

:bounce:

she is the ultimate....

then we all get to put in the subjective noun we find most fitting.

Then again - that reads like she is "The Ultimate" does that mean she invented ultimate frisbee????

EXTREME FRISBEE :D

on surfboards?

on the hood of my car :evilgrin:

or something.

Being hoodwinked is such a joy.

Winked, I said.....

Like you've never bee before.

but she's one of the most intelligent people on the planet :thumbsup:

is an excellent question :hi: i vote: VENUS LOL!!!

(and she's not alone on DU for her potential as a goddess to be delivered unto our colelctive shores by a large mollusk)






Hi you, too! :wave:

I see the three folds, but where are the staple holes?

...with a raging libido.


:evilgrin:

Don't I kNOW it brother!...This one time at...oh, hi NSMA...

but then I came to my senses.

:D

Please don't tell everyone my 'safe word'..... :o

I don't get it. :shrug:

it looks a lot like dildo. :wow:

Everything looks like a dildo to you......

:o

I mean, really.....

Nice dildo!

And there was just no way that I could leave this thread hovering at the '69' level. Way too suggestive.

to that fluffy stuff inside twinkies. or at least that's what they tell me! :D

;-)

:-)

nothin like a deep fried twinkie!:D

on adjectives.

NSMA is just plain wonderful in every possible way.

:evilgrin:

but she needs no definition.
she's nsma, and that is good enough for me.

i love her.

she's my ferocious defender. Do NOT piss this woman off!

love ya, lady! :-)

but mess with Geni and I'll chew your fucking leg off marinate it and serve it back to you! :grr:

...on the hood of your car!

the hood of your car.

.....and her car



EDIT: added second picture - Skittles is gonna KICK CHEECH's ass!!!

mourned... then turned green with envy... then formed a mob to go after Cheech....

He has BONGS...on the hood of my car :D

boings?

BONGOS!!!

There's nothing like slapping a bit of stretched hide to get the old circulation going......

PERIOD! Especially if it's on the hood of my car :D (but only love slaps :evilgrin: )

on the hood of her car.

Sounds like the makings of a song there.

Hmmmmm.....

I'll be right back.....

Love slaps

Humbly (well, as humbly as it gets) presented by Forrest Gump

The verses are kinda slow and the chorus is an upbeat kind of country-rockish thing....I actually picture kd lang doing this one really well (maybe I should talk to her A&R reps).



She said that nothing shocked her any more
But when I told her I was leaving
She called a....uh.....bore
I cried and cried and begged for her love
And she just smiled and put on that black glove

And she gave me love slaps (love slaps)
Right there
On the hood of her car
Love slaps (love slaps)
She knew I wasn't gonna go far

Well, it's been several months since we had our last fight
And I got to wondering
If this was the night
So I said to her, baby, I've got to get back
But she turned the ignition and gave me a whack

And she gave me love slaps (love slaps)
Right there
On the hood of her car
Love slaps (love slaps)
She knew I wasn't gonna go far

And she gave me love slaps (love slaps)
Right there
On the hood of her car
Love slaps (love slaps)
(fade)



Thank you very much. :-)

Love slaps
lots and lots of love slaps
louder than thunderclaps
on the hood of my car.

your butt
makes my heart go putt putt
get my throttle full strut
on the hood of my car

love slaps
wo-wo-wo- love slaps
I wish I had a camera
so I could take a pic

lines form
to the right of my hood
everyone wants to feel good
on the hood of my car

my hands
gonna need an ice pak
from love slaps on your butt rack
on the hood of my car

love slaps
wo-wo-wo love slaps
wo-wo-wo love slaps
on the hood of my car


Love slaps
wo-wo-wo-love slaps
I'll make you cheeks chap
on the hood of my car!

:evilgrin:

Now my keyboard's in imminent danger of drowning....


Really. Beautiful lyrics. Brought a lump to my......uh....yeah, my throat.

are you double jointed or something?

on the hood of your car. :D

I'd hate to toot my own horn here, anyway......

From the middle of the song - the Love Shack

1080 on the axel
1080 on the hubcaps
1080 on the ignition
1080 on the Love Hood

The Love Hood is a shiny used place where we can shock the lounge!
Love Hood baby! Love Hood, that's where it's at!
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin', wearin' next to nothing
Cause it's hot as an oven
The whole Hood quakes! The whole hood quakes when everybody's
Movin' around and around and around!
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Folks linin' up on the street just to get a peek,
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Funky little Hood! Funky little Hood!

Hop on my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!
I got me a carhood, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money.

Bang bang bang on the hood baby! Knock a little louder sugar!
Bang bang bang on the hood baby! I can't hear you!
Bang Bang! On the hood baby!
Bang Bang! On the hood!
Bang Bang! On the hood baby!
Bang Bang! On the hood!
Your what?... Tin roof, rusted!

(and so on...)

on edit - cut first part out... jumped to the good car stuff.

now it'll be COLD water all the way...

But tonight when I am driving to my gig...I'll be peeking out over the hood...and thinking of all my DU buddies ( or shall I say VISUALIZING?)

Oh well. Have a good shower, NSMA!

How long does it take a tray of ice cubes to freeze? 'cos the ones I tipped down my shorts a few minutes ago are already vaporizing.

Have a bodacious gig! Knock 'em dead!! (or, at least, render them severely entertained)

You got the rhythm, baby!

:D

I love it. And I can dance to it!!

Her name alone inspires cold sweats!

::smoke: :o

....you know, the blood's required elsewhere....*nudgenudge* *winkwink*

know what I mean, know what I mean?

I'm tellin' NSMAaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Dig?


Well, I have no idea what that means, but it sounds really hep, don't it, Daddy-O?

So cold you'll burn yourself, and so hot you'll freeze? Yeah, that sounds like NSMA. God, bisexuals are so lucky!

Liquid nitrogen. Talk about a cold snap.

I don't know about bisexual - I guess you get the chance to double your prospects, sort of - but I shoulda been an LA-based gay woman, for sure. :-)

Somehow I got this Y-chromosome and, I have to tell you, it's been nothing but strife....

But look who I'm talking to, the man who's just survived a trip through Lady Freedom's underwear drawer :D

Man, I have GOT to get my wife some garter belts and pastel stockings!

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On edit: Plus, I'll let you know what else she keeps in that drawer!;-)

You never know what you might find. And, whatever you do, don't push any buttons!

But, yeah, send Polaroids. :D

:thumbsup:

:P