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Bossy Monkey

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Sat Aug-09-03 02:37 PM
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Lounge lizards will love this!

Practically the ultimate Lounge Lizard site. IT'S... The Euphemism Generator
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145,341,000 phrases that sound dirty. Just hit Reload again and again.

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ForrestGump

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Sat Aug-09-03 02:45 PM
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1. Oh, yes....oh, yes....

"As the kids say, she was 'cleaning the chimney.'"

"Shut the door! I'm 'filing the French moose'!"

Oh, yes....

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SOteric

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Sat Aug-09-03 02:56 PM
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3. Dude, that's no French moose!

That's a domestic yak if ever I saw one.

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ForrestGump

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Sat Aug-09-03 04:36 PM
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6. Jeepers

She saw my yak.

*blush*

Oh well....back to two-handed typing.....

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Ivory_Tower

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Sat Aug-09-03 02:46 PM
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2. Love it

Edited on Sat Aug-09-03 03:01 PM by Ivory_Tower

"They were hoping the neighbors couldn't see them salting the wristwatch."

And this one:

"The last time I had this much fun, I was bagging the yak."

(Appropriate for the lounge, I thought.)

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sham

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Sat Aug-09-03 04:32 PM
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4. This is not an appropriate place for

initiating the ol' Nantucket tractor.

Of course, I know what I'll be doing this weekend... double-parking the lucky bayonet.

Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently hammering the mutton.

ROFLMAO!

hammering the mutton....

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Bossy Monkey

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Sat Aug-09-03 04:35 PM
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5. God, I must have hit it 100 times and never saw the Nantucket tractor

Too cool, no?

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sham

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Sat Aug-09-03 05:01 PM
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7. the Nantucket tractor made me laugh so loud

that my dog woke up and gave me that surly "God, my mom is weird" look that I would expect from a teenager.

I guess she doesn't appreciate low-brow humor...

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catzies

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Sat Aug-09-03 05:08 PM
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9. Nantucket is popular!

Said she, who "wakes up every morning nibbling at the ol' Nantucket milkshake (?)."

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Elidor

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Sat Aug-09-03 05:06 PM
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8. Will you stop exploring the trouser cadaver?!

Every morning, he woke up flicking the short limp dolphin. :evilgrin:

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