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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-04 12:41 PM
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That's IT.. We now need TWO amendments...
NO MORE NIPPLES

... nipples must be banned...They are nasty.. they cause fundy men distress .. cosmetic surgeons must be recruited immediately to have all female nipples removed.. There is extreme danger that "people" might see them and think lustful thoughts... Nipples are dangerous..


NO MORE than two sixes in a row.. the number 666 is offensive to sensitive christians, and they will go to hell if they see those numbers..
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-04 12:42 PM
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1. "nipples are dangerous"
:evilgrin:
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david_vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-04 12:43 PM
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2. Hahahahaa!
That's one of my pet rants. "Americans Against Nipples"! Our American way of life depends on hiding the existence of nipples from an unsuspecting public!
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MurikanDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-04 12:45 PM
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3. OUCH!
Stay away from my nipples!

;-)
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tom_paine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-04 12:45 PM
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4. I would support a Constitutional Amendment banning nipples
WOMEN'S nipples only, of course.

The male nipple is a paragon of virtue and one should not compared nipples in this way.

Totally smooth boobs will be all the rage in the New Imperial Amerika. And good Republicans, morally pure and free of sin, will comprise the Nipple Confiscation Squad.

<slaps face three times> :freak: :freak: :freak:

Sorry, I was channeling

.......................... (and his photo is right up there)
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DK666 Donating Member (727 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-04 12:47 PM
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5. But what about my rights ?
EOM
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-04 12:48 PM
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6. Did you know that in Canada it's legal for women to go topless in public??
Tis true...

And yet, the times I've been to Toronto in the summer, I've never seen a woman topless in public (well, ok, except for gay pride)

Once again, our friends up North have a less silly attitude about nudity than we puritanical Americans.

Terry
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-04 12:54 PM
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7. I further propose the establishment of Nipple Inspection Patrols
And of course I will volunteer to undertake this hazardous duty myself!
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-04 01:22 PM
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8. when you get half a thousand Punjabi women, you can have a race.
The "Indian Nipple-less 500"....
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-04 01:24 PM
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9. You Can Have Their Nipples.....
when you pry them from my cold, dead hands!

:)
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-04 01:43 PM
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10. When Nipples Are Outlawed... Only OUTLAWS Will Have Nipples.
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