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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 12:25 PM
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I just turned my profile on - ask me anything
Silly me - I thought displaying my DUser profile would tell everyone my real name and bodily measurements and and detail under which mat I hide my key. It doesn't, apparently. I hope not, anyway.
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 12:26 PM
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1. no.
:evilgrin:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 12:31 PM
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4. Good, 'cos I didn't expect anyone to
:-)

Weird, too - I had no idea that I'd gone past 3000 posts. Half of them related to your....um....kitty.
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 12:37 PM
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8. now I hurt your feelings....
and I feel sad. :(

after all the attention you gave to the kitten. :evilgrin:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 12:39 PM
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11. Well, when I know that she's still purring, at least when
you lovingly stroke her fur, I'll begin to feel myself again.
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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 12:27 PM
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2. So, sailor, about those measurements...
:evilgrin:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 12:33 PM
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5. Sailor? You want them in nautical miles?
What a nautical boy you are!

And why knot....
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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 12:35 PM
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7. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh...
*rim shot*

B-)
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 12:37 PM
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9. :-)
But kindly keep your rim to yourself...I'm not that kind of boy. :D
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 12:28 PM
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3. How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 12:34 PM
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6. It feels pretty damn depressing, actually, when you put it that way
Lighten up, Bob - how about a rousing chorus of "Roll Out The Barrel"?
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 12:40 PM
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12. If you insist:
here you go!

yes, the .wav file is safe.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 06:36 PM
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23. HEY WHAT THE F*CK, FORREST?!?
You ask me to sing, and I go to all the trouble of arranging to perform my German Dance und Song, and then you leave me hangin'?

I swear, if I didn't know you were a little slow I'd hafta kick yer ass!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 07:05 PM
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24. Dude! I'm totally sorry!

I must've blanked it from my consciousness!

Bob Dylan's sure got a different sound going, I'll tell you....sounds like he might be using speed, too. So sad. :o

But still, I must adornigly thank you, from the heart of my bottom, for that gift of song. I am simply stunned by its....well, by its volume.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 09:44 PM
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28. Why, thank you.
I was afraid I might have to call "shenanigans" on your ass! Get yer broomsticks! Someone's declared shenanigans!"
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realFedUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 12:38 PM
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10. sneakers or wingtips?
:-)
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 12:42 PM
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14. Sneakers!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 12:42 PM
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15. What are 'wingtips,' anyway?
(apart from those things on aircraft)
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 12:40 PM
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13. How do you like your shrimp prepared?
And by shrimp, I mean the little sea creatures.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 12:51 PM
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16. Shrimp is the fruit of the sea....
You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it....there's, uh, shrimp kebabs, shrimp Creole.....shrimp gumbo, panfried, deep fried, stir fried...there's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp....shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich.....

....that's....that's about it....



Bubba was my best good friend, and even I know that ain't something you cna find just around the corner.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 01:55 PM
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17. YOU'RE A GEEK FORREST
I'D COME OVER NOW AND KICK YOUR ASS IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO TO HOME DEPOT.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 02:58 PM
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18. *sigh* There's always an excuse......
I'll wait. Just me and my ass..... :loveya:
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Kamika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 02:59 PM
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19. Who's your daddy, and what does he do?
hmm
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 04:18 PM
Response to Reply #19
20. He's on vacation!
Kamika and I? We was like peas and carrots!
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LWolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 04:28 PM
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21. You look sorta familiar.
Have we met before?
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 06:21 PM
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22. Yes!
Well, maybe.

I don't know, really.

But we have now, so we ain't strangers.....
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 07:06 PM
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25. I have query...
What is the question that gave rise to the answer for the meaning of the life, the universe and everything?
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 07:12 PM
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26. What is 6x7?
Did I make it through to Final Jeopardy?
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 09:38 PM
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27. What did you say that made it hot...?
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 09:24 PM
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30. I said
"Bella profile....ciao, mama" and then I ran out of Italian so I just let it sniff my armpits. Boy, did that ever do the trick....
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 09:33 PM
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32. And just how
did that particular aromatic mugging keep your profile from screaming for 'momma' and dropping into a coma?
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 09:35 PM
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33. Aren't screaming for momma and dropping into a coma the very
hallmarks of being 'turned on'? 'cos that's what they all do. Do you mean that, all this time, I've been going about it wrong?

Hope not. :-(

Hello? Are you still there?

Hello?
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 09:39 PM
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34. "Momma..."
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 09:43 PM
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35. Stand back!! I'm a trained Emergency First Responder!
This woman desperately needs my lips against hers and possibly my hands on her chest!
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 09:50 PM
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36. Desperate?! Dude.

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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 09:53 PM
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37. Sorry. Please forgive me. My left hand didn't know what my right hand
was doing, and I was only typing with one hand.

:P
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 02:14 AM
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29. If you're Elvis, I know all I need to know. You're a legend. n/t
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 09:26 PM
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31. You got it, baby. And this, hot off my Web cam....


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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 03:57 AM
Response to Reply #31
38. LOL!
I am glad to know that you're still among us!:D
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-03 10:54 AM
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39. Uh-huh-huh....here, have a scarf.....
:D
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 04:20 AM
Response to Reply #39
40. Thanks! I will treasure it always!
:D
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