If you had the power to work the Jedi Mind trick on anyone

anytime, anywhere, how would you use your power? For personal gain? World peace? Would it ultimately corrupt you? Oh, and, these aren't the droids you're looking for.

id buy south africa and have it as my backyard :)

oh id buy the election too. Its time for a female president anyways

The cable company
Insurance reps....

from the dark side of course.

You want to give me all your money, Mr. Gates.
You want to resign, Mr. Cheney.
You want to make me the new Vice President, Mr. Bush.
You want to resign too, Mr. Bush.

Move along.

A little bit of everything. I would use my power for good, but I would also secure myself quite nicely too. BTW, Tom Welling, those pants are awfully uncomfortable, take them off, and come sit next to me.:evilgrin:

And make him tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

That would put the entire Bush junta and half the Repuke party in prison for life (or worse).

would start telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth to the people of the world. Up until the rest of the junta silenced him.

During the first segment you will pleasure yourself while you speak.

The staff of Fox and Friends: you have explosive, uncontrollable diarrhea. Brian Kilmead: You will say "Where are the WMDs" as every second sentence.
ED Whatever: You will say "Bush should resign" everyime Brian Kilmead says "Where are the WMDs".

*: You will admit to an affair with a Black Angus Bull during a press conference. You will give explicit details even when not pressed for further information.

Ed McMahon: You will steer the prize patrol van to my house and hand me a giant novelty check worth 1 million dollars.

VP Cheney: You develop a powerful lust for microwave bean burritos but insist on heating them personally!

you win!

freed of their restrictive clothing?

There'd be more naked females than at a Ferengi buffet!

and his lawyer would get crabs

when someone gives me a hard time, i'd use that old force chock on 'em a little, and if that doesn;t work, I'd take out my attitude adjuster called a lightsaber--that'll get'em in line real quick :evilgrin:

But what about Luke, you say? He would have had never left Besppin (sp?), and I would hae turned him to the Dark Side indeed..Oh man would I be BAD!!!!