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What position are you most interested in and why?
What makes you more qualified than the other applicants?
What do you know about our company? Well, I saw an ad in the paper. It said that by killing off smaller companies, you big corporations make your names well known. Why should it fucking matter?
What skills do you have to offer our company? Skills only as strong as the money you're going to pay me.
What are some of your strengths and weaknesses?
I can bench press 2 tons, and I have a weakness for people with big organs.
What salary, hourly and/ or benefits are you expecting?
$2/hr, just like the Indians you exploit.
What are planning to be doing in 5 years? Dying from a depression brought about by the collapse of our economic infrastructure due to peak oil.
Why are you considering a career change at this time? That's irrelevant. Why not ask me my age, like Best Buy did? What are your strengths? What are your weaknesses? You're questioning ME and you can't even keep track of your own questions? Go sit on your finger and spin on it!
What do you like the most/least about your current job? Much like millions of Americans, thanks to corporate america, we haven't any jobs. What do you want me to say, and why does it matter? It's not relevant. Why should we hire you?
Why should I work for you?
What do you like (dislike) about your current position (boss)?
(this question must surely be foul, as in off-limits to ask.) You have no right to ask that, that is not relevant, just because I like (dislike) my current position (boss) doesn't mean the same feelings automatically translate to you.
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