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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-04 11:46 PM
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If someone has mastered the art of low-fart sensible eating
I'd like them to tell the guy who sits in the cube next to me.

He's a natural gas scheduler, and if we could harness the emanations from his ass, we wouldn't have to pay a penny for our winter gas needs.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-04 11:53 PM
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1. LOL!
Were you the one in the other thread that mentioned the cube rats and farts? I can't imagine professional people whether in their office or cubes passing gas like that as if no one can smell it. That's really sad...but funny.
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FlaGranny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 12:00 AM
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2. I saw some show a few months ago
that said that the average person farts (if I remember correctly) about 30 times a day. I guess we're just lucky that most of them are not too foul.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 12:02 AM
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3. I hold mine in .
Or try and make it to the bathroom.
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burrowowl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 12:04 AM
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4. Beans are good for you
Beans, beans, beans
The magical fruit
The more you eat
The more you toot
The more you toot
The better you feel
So let's all eat more
BEANS!

Mg, protein, etc.
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 08:31 AM
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5. kick for morning crowd.
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 08:31 AM
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6. stay away from Slim Fast
That stuff turns you into an entire orchestra section.
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 08:33 AM
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8. I have a Slim Fast every morning
Doesn't make me fart. Much.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 08:32 AM
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7. Beano
Maybe the office should take up a collection and buy a case.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 08:34 AM
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9. Buy him a pair of Charcoal Filtered Underwear
http://www.under-tec.com/store.php
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 08:38 AM
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11. how did you find this?
Got a problem you're not telling us about?

;)
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 09:57 AM
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13. They had the guy who invented this on the Stern show about 3 years ago
:D
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 08:36 AM
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10. Maddox chimes in to the subject with his usual sensitivity. Arrrrrr!
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=women_smell
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 09:55 AM
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12. Crap, he's at it again...
Does he have Crohn's desease, or something?!
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