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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 02:33 PM Original message |
Let's hear 'em, people... The worst pickup lines you've ever heard... |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 02:33 PM Response to Original message |
1. "Wow... are those real????" |
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populistmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 02:40 PM Response to Reply #1 |
9. I used to hear that crap all the time |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 02:35 PM Response to Original message |
2. "What's your favorite flavor of Jell-o?" |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 02:36 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. lol |
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PDittie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 02:35 PM Response to Original message |
3. Even though it's crowded in here... |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 02:36 PM Response to Original message |
5. "Lower your standards! I sure did!" |
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TlalocW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 02:38 PM Response to Original message |
6. Ex-Girlfriend got this one once |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 02:39 PM Response to Original message |
7. "Come on...the bar's closing"! |
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WoodrowFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 02:39 PM Response to Original message |
8. worst |
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TXlib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 02:45 PM Response to Reply #8 |
14. KCDem's favorite anti-pickup line: |
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TXlib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 02:40 PM Response to Original message |
10. Do you wash your pants with windex? |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 02:40 PM Response to Original message |
11. "You'd be absolutely perfect if you'd just cut your hair." |
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WoodrowFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 02:41 PM Response to Original message |
12. more |
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central scrutinizer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:17 PM Response to Reply #12 |
22. I'm a musician, come up to my room |
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Demonaut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:41 PM Response to Reply #12 |
31. printing........................................... |
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robertpaulsen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 02:43 PM Response to Original message |
13. "Got any fries to go with that shake?" |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 02:46 PM Response to Original message |
15. How should I ummm say this I ummmm like you |
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TXlib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 02:57 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. I'm guessing you. |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 02:47 PM Response to Original message |
16. "Wish I had a swing like that in MY backyard..." |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:00 PM Response to Original message |
18. i am gonna split you open |
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slinkerwink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:00 PM Response to Original message |
19. "Hey, Do You Have A Mirror?" |
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bikebloke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:14 PM Response to Original message |
20. Overheard in a bar |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:16 PM Response to Original message |
21. The funniest I ever heard . . . |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:17 PM Response to Original message |
23. You're not REALLY straight are you??? |
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camero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:18 PM Response to Original message |
24. What's your name? |
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Arbustosux (769 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:19 PM Response to Original message |
25. Did anybody ever tell you that you look like Mindy Cohen? |
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:24 PM Response to Original message |
26. "Let's go back to my room and have a relationship tonight." |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:39 PM Response to Reply #26 |
29. Overheard.... |
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:41 PM Response to Reply #29 |
32. Well, I was sitting right there when Dave said it |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:43 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. OK. Sounds credible. |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:24 PM Response to Original message |
27. "I'm going out to my car to fuck. Ya wanna join me?" |
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catzies (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:33 PM Response to Original message |
28. I've used this one: |
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Semi_subversive (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:39 PM Response to Original message |
30. Here's a bunch |
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noonwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:44 PM Response to Original message |
34. "I like big women, my mom is a big woman, will you go out with me?" |
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Marius (80 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
35. "Let's pretend we're squirrels so I can bust a nut in your hole!" |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
36. Do you dance as good as you look? |
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GumboYaYa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:52 PM Response to Original message |
37. Male: Did you hurt your self when you fell? |
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Rabbit of Caerbannog (742 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:52 PM Response to Original message |
38. So - have you accepted Jesus as your lord and saviour? |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:54 PM Response to Original message |
39. Do you sleep on your stomach? |
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skypilot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:58 PM Response to Original message |
40. Any line that begins with... |
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nini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 04:00 PM Response to Original message |
41. I had a guy start speaking to me in Italian.. Bella this - bella that |
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chiburb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 04:05 PM Response to Original message |
42. Overheard: |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
43. When I was in graduate school |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 04:58 PM Response to Original message |
44. I have a cold sore and so will you before this night is over. |
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SmileyBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
45. "Hey, do you know Karate? Cause you look kickin'." |
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