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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:29 PM Original message |
OK, best shoot-down of an attempted pick-up you've ever heard/done |
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Paragon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:31 PM Response to Original message |
1. "this guy", eh? |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:32 PM Response to Original message |
2. Best I ever heard: |
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:36 PM Response to Reply #2 |
6. "gitwitchu" |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:38 PM Response to Reply #6 |
10. Thanks! |
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Nlighten1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 06:35 PM Response to Reply #2 |
36. LOL! |
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Whitacre D_WI (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:34 PM Response to Original message |
3. Well, when I was in high school, I asked this girl out. |
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TXlib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:35 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. What did you expect, when you look like rick santorum? |
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TXlib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
4. KCDem's favorite: |
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:36 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. Damn judge can't tell ME what to do! |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:37 PM Response to Original message |
8. Not exactly a shoot down of a pick-up, but a return volley on a |
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populistmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:37 PM Response to Original message |
9. If "nice" methods fail to get the point across |
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Rainbowreflect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:49 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. I was asked out by the "big" football star in high school. |
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nickgutierrez (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:58 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. "Don't you know who I am?" |
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Rainbowreflect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 04:29 PM Response to Reply #14 |
18. He did actually say that. I was shocked, but also found it funny. |
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populistmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 05:01 PM Response to Reply #12 |
22. Ahhh, sexually harassing idiot jocks |
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redwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
11. from a magazine article years ago... |
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Deb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 03:54 PM Response to Original message |
13. Warning - Instant gross out |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 06:24 PM Response to Reply #13 |
33. that's really good |
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Qutzupalotl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 04:03 PM Response to Original message |
15. "What's your sign?" |
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southerngirlwriter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 04:08 PM Response to Original message |
16. heard this one |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 05:02 PM Response to Reply #16 |
23. That's a good one! One thing waitressing teaches you is |
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PopSixSquish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 05:26 PM Response to Reply #16 |
27. AAAaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhh |
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SCantiGOP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 04:12 PM Response to Original message |
17. don't know if this one actually happened |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
19. After persistent polite "no thank you's" the final: |
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TXlib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 05:04 PM Response to Reply #19 |
24. *SPEW* |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 05:26 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. Oh?! Maybe you need to look into |
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TXlib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 05:27 PM Response to Reply #26 |
29. I've got that site bookmarked! |
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robertpaulsen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 04:44 PM Response to Original message |
20. Him: "Bond. James Bond." Her: "Lost. Get lost." |
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Buns_of_Fire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 05:00 PM Response to Original message |
21. Alas, my favorite has been debunked by snopes... |
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Fight_n_back (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 05:23 PM Response to Original message |
25. A woman told me this one: |
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greatauntoftriplets (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 05:26 PM Response to Original message |
28. I'll change the language slightly to be polite. |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 05:40 PM Response to Original message |
30. Typical response to my pick-up lines |
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geniph (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 05:42 PM Response to Original message |
31. I have to give a little background for this, |
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MnFats (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 05:46 PM Response to Original message |
32. this exchange, I thought was fairly clever |
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curse10 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
34. I once got "What's a girl like you doin' in a place like this?" |
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Cuban_Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 06:33 PM Response to Original message |
35. This REALLY gross man hit on me at a bar once... |
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Xithras (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 06:35 PM Response to Original message |
37. Chuckle at my pain |
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JanMichael (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-10-04 06:39 PM Response to Original message |
38. I win. My sister and her friend were taking a bus around Ireland and... |
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