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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:11 PM
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FIGHT CLUB!
1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
Who wants some?

*removes shirt to reveal rippling muscles* (OK, a slight beer gut, no rippling...)
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:13 PM
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1. don't want any, i hated that movie with a passion
saw it in college. then, after the movie, a couple of my friends who thought they were tough wanted to start their own fight club. funny, they never got around to actually fighting:)
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Tripper11 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:13 PM
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2. Is that rippling or
jiggling? :evilgrin:

Unfortunately for me it would be the latter...not as bad as the Meatloaf character with the man-tits though...shew!
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:14 PM
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6. more like jiggling... we could have a Sumo match, if you prefer.
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Tripper11 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:21 PM
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16. Does that include...
the diaper apparatus, the dusting of the ring and the stomping action???
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:21 PM
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15. I should change my username
The South Beach diet worked for me. Also lost a lot of weight on the weekends kicking ass in a seedy little...

Oh wait. I'm not supposed to talk about that.
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absyntheNsugar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:14 PM
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3. I am Jack's Deflated sense of Ego
"Oh give it to me...I want to have your abortion."

"A nation of men raised by women...not sure another ones going to do the trick."
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neverborn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:14 PM
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4. That movie was great :X
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Kahuna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:14 PM
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5. That was a truly stupid movie...
The psycho, idiot "hero" gets to ride into the sunset after blowing up skyscrapers.
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youngred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:20 PM
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14. not quite
read the book
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:15 PM
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7. Tsk. Those are the rules to GD: primaries 2004
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:16 PM
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8. *snork*
You know how to make me laugh.

Am I easily amused?
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:18 PM
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9. You're too.......BLOND!!!!!!!!
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populistmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:19 PM
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10. I want some Ed Norton
Ooooh baby!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:20 PM
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13. Thanks
Nice pic. :)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:20 PM
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11. Love the movie
But REALLY LOVE the soundtrack.
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:20 PM
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12. Bring it on!
*hides brass knuckles in skinny fist* :evilgrin:
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youngred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:21 PM
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17. on a long enough timeline the survival rate for eveyrone drops to zero
Great movie, better book!
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:23 PM
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18. The next guy through this door gets a...a...LEAD SALAD!
"I still don't have anything to say"

"ah...'flashback' humour..."
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:27 PM
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19. I am Jack's raging bile duct
This is a chemical burn.
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ThePittsburghKid Donating Member (95 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:31 PM
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20. You are not your job.
You aren't your fucking khakis.
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