If you wanted to buy sex for the first time...

Where would you go? :yoiks: (Very lame soon to be locked bad copycat)

:P

:D

they should still be well stocked with mid 20th century motels and "motor courts."

these areas are often dilapidated and overrun with crack (and prostitutes). try there first.

or if you are high-fallutin, dial an escort service and cross your fingers.

Crack for crack. :hide:

anytime after about 1am. It's a prevalent enough problem that the cabbies won't pick you up because they think you're a hooker or a john and the cops will detain you for suspicion of soliciting prostitution if you stop to talk to one of the dozens of scantily-clad women hanging out on the curb or to ask for directions.

I have a funny story about it. My friend Tom is a DC cop and his father is a higher-up in the Capitol Hill police. One was picking up the other from the airport (I don't remember which was traveling.) flying back from a work-trip for Thanksgiving and Tom was driving to his father's house (his father's asleep in the back seat) when he stopped for a traffic light and a prostitute jumped in the car and was "What'll it be tonight, sugar?". She then refused to leave and insisted that she knew Tom. Now that story gets told every Thanksgiving. Tom was mortified.

Poor Tom

:cry:

It's legal, it's reasonably safe from what I've read, and it's across an ocean.

Pot and Booty :D :woohoo:

;-)

Wow,what memories... I wonder if she still remembers??

IBTL!

Or so I've heard! }(

Make sure it's not a cop. If she grabs your package she's not a cop.

...and it wouldn't be the first time.

This guy got married to a beautiful woman, and every time they made love together he gave her five dollars as a token of his appreciation.

Twenty years later, he came home and explained the plant had closed and he was out of work. "Don't worry, honey, I've got all the money you gave me after our lovemaking. I kept it in a big jar. Let me go get it." The jar was full of fives, twenties, fifties and hundreds, with far more of the $20, $50 and $100 bills than there were fives.

"What the hell is this?"

'Your friends aren't stingy fuckers like you.'

An older man comes home one day from work and finds his wife making love with another guy. He gets furious at first and then calms down, and then she tells him well if it is any consolation, I have always charged other men to have sex with me. I have saved all the money and bought a little mom and pop motel out in the scenic country where we can live and earn an easy income in our retirement years.

She has him get in the car and drive her out to where this motel is and it is quaint and idyllic, a nice place. Hi sits there in the car looking at it and then turns to her and says, "well hell, I only wish you had told me you were doing this, then I could have given you all MY business and you could have bought a fucking Holiday Inn !"

At least they tell me you can do that...

duh.