I am the magic man today...let me bestow my beneficent grace on all your endeavors
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Mon May-04-09 12:45 PM
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I am the magic man today...let me bestow my beneficent grace on all your endeavors
I'm a miracle worker, a rock star, a superhero. Feel free to bring me your woes and you shall be healed! You may also sing my praises at this time.
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Mon May-04-09 12:48 PM
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So one of my coworkers is home today getting her "flu-like" symptoms checked by the doctor..AND I'm supposed to get on a plane next week to visit my doc at the Mayo clinic...So what do you say, magic man...:think:
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Mon May-04-09 12:51 PM
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2. Fear not, for I am with thee.
Your coworker is paranoid, and you shall reach your destination safely.
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Mon May-04-09 01:12 PM
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I dreamed that I left a bologna sandwich, with a bite taken out, in the bathroom for LeftyFingerPop. What do you think that means?
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Mon May-04-09 01:23 PM
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5. Harken unto me, and I shall take thee to the promised land
Our dreams are a window to the soul, and yours is a pit of despair. So say we all.
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Mon May-04-09 01:30 PM
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Mon May-04-09 01:13 PM
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4. My pool had a green tint to it today
I was thinking about shocking it or possible algaecide. It might be a ph problem, too. What do you think?
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Mon May-04-09 01:24 PM
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6. Heed my words, and thou shalt be completed
As Peter Gabriel might say, shock it like a monkey. He might say that, you never know.
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Mon May-04-09 01:54 PM
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I believe a decent shock might help along with a good vacuuming. I got the pump running again at lunch. Apparently, it was clogged which would have aided to the minor algae outbreak. Do you have any opinions on the liquid fish alcohol additive used to help retain heat?
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Mon May-04-09 01:25 PM
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Mon May-04-09 01:33 PM
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10. Verily, ye shall have rest from thy burden.
Beneficent grace is the watchword of the day. Smiting is right out.
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Mon May-04-09 01:52 PM
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Mon May-04-09 01:28 PM
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8. i got green stuff coming out of my thingie
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Mon May-04-09 01:34 PM
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11. Forsooth, I shall deliver thee
You have a radiator leak. Get thee to a repair shop.
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Mon May-04-09 01:51 PM
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12. I want $100 million, free and clear, to end my woes
and put many smiles on many faces. So gimme! Er, please.
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Mon May-04-09 01:54 PM
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14. You need to beg, Trebek.
I'm thinking the magic man knows all about you and his mother. Moo.
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