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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 07:49 PM
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Please donate to the Nickelback Defense Fund....
the only way to keep Chad Kroeger (lead singer of the most douchetastic band on the planet) is with your pennies and prayers!

Nickelback Singer Sued over Busted Face

Posted May 4th 2009 5:01PM by TMZ Staff

Chad KroegerThe lead singer of Nickelback is accused of beating the crap out of a furniture sales representative -- but the alleged victim claims it's Chad Kroeger's lack of remorse that hurts the most.

In the lawsuit, filed in the Supreme Court of British Columbia, Noah Morse claims Kroeger "punched forcefully in the mouth" while outside of a Vancouver bar back in 2007.

Morse says the devastating hit to the kisser made him lose consciousness, suffer a concussion and caused extensive damage to his grill -- including "one deadened front tooth... dislodged upper front teeth and permanent discoloration of more front teeth."

Morse -- who says Kroeger "expressed no remorse" over the fight -- is suing for a fistful of reasons, including loss of income and medical expenses.


http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/04/nickelback-singer-sued-over-busted-face/
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 07:51 PM
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1. As long as I don't
have to hear him "sing" anymore.

:hurts: :hurts:

Awful caterwaulin', bad lyrics and corny S&M imagery.
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 07:51 PM
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2. I'd like to see Nickelback
trampled to death in a stampede of wild mustangs.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 11:09 PM
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3. Does it involve throwing Kroeger in the shark tank at Sea World?
Edited on Mon May-04-09 11:09 PM by Initech
If so I'll gladly pay whatever amount they want!
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 11:12 PM
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4. How did that douchemonger land a punch?
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 11:16 PM
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5. Someone in Canada needs to start a really killer band,
so that those poor Canadians can finally have the horror that is Nickelback wiped from their conscience.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 01:33 AM
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9. There are plenty of killer bands up here.
We just like to inflict our worst upon you guys.
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 11:09 AM
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16. Chuggo isn't good enough for you?
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 11:22 PM
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6. I want to see a cage match between Kroeger and Scott Stapp
The douchetasticity of the event would be incredible.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 11:23 PM
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7. Can I be the guest referee?
I PROMISE not to interfere.
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LeftOfSelf-Centered Donating Member (270 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 11:22 AM
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17. The big question is...
Do you actually have the self-restraint to count when either of them goes down instead of kicking him?
If yes, you're a bigger person than I am... :evilgrin:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 01:33 AM
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8. How do I donate to the guy who is suing him?
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 07:07 AM
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14. LOL !!!
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 01:55 AM
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10. "Chad Kroeger" and "forcefully in the mouth" should never, ever appear in the same sentence.
:hide:
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 01:58 AM
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11. Ummm... no.
I feel sorry for the guy who got beat up. How the hell do you live down having your ass kicked by the guy from Nickelback? No matter how much money he gets from the settlement, he'll still have to live with that shame.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 10:03 AM
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15. Actually, now that you mention it....
maybe we should start a fund so that the guy who got his ass kicked can have the psychoanalysis he will need to recover from the psychological trauma this must have caused. Or at the very least, maybe he could move out of town so he is not taunted daily for being such a wuss :P
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 02:27 AM
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12. Huh, wha?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ohPi38w64w

:9
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 04:50 AM
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13. This is obviously a frivolous lawsuit.
Chad Kroeger couldn't knock out a six-year-old girl, let alone knock out anyone's teeth. This is absolute horseshit.
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billyoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 11:30 AM
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18. I have all their albums. Even the bootlegs.
:evilgrin:
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 11:32 AM
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19. Nothing says "badass" like beating up a furniture salesman
:eyes:
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