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MY LEFT EYEBALL JUST SHOT OUT OF ITS SOCKET AND IMPLANTED ITSELF INTO MY FUCKING MONITOR.

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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 10:22 AM
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MY LEFT EYEBALL JUST SHOT OUT OF ITS SOCKET AND IMPLANTED ITSELF INTO MY FUCKING MONITOR.
Should I call the doctor?

MODS: THIS IS NOT A MEDICAL ADVICE THREAD...JUST LOOKING FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD SIMILAR EXPERIENCES.

That being said....I need some medical advice! Hurry up!
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 10:23 AM
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1. Put down the bong.
:think:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 10:24 AM
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2. Please, don't be silly.
I never put down the bong.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 10:24 AM
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3. Let me guess - you just saw the dirty pictures of Miss Priss California
and now know that her hair, like her boobs & knowledge of Jesus are all fake
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 10:27 AM
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4. You don't need a doctor, you need a pneumatic nail gun
Or a heavy-duty stapler.
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 10:30 AM
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5. Put some Super Glue on the errant eye and stick it back in!
That'll teach that sucker to go flying out willy nilly!
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 10:59 AM
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6. Not again.
Staple your eyelid shut this time to keep the damn thing in place before somebody steps on it.


mark
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raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 11:00 AM
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7. I'd think you must be Murry Wilson (Brian's father), but he's dead. nt
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 11:01 AM
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8. Eye shot the sheriff
but eye did not shoot the monitor.
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 11:07 AM
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9. This is a surprisingly common problem when people over-inflate their heads
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 11:16 AM
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10. Why would you call the doctor?
You don't need a doctor to clean the monitor--you need a maid. Jezus, LFP, sometimes I wonder about you.
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 11:16 AM
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11. Replace the popped eyeball with a 15 pin socket and plug your computer directly into that.
No problem if you have blue eyes, if your eyeball was another color you may want to order a custom socket or make do with a little nail polish or Testor's paint.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VGA_connector




Pin 1	RED	Red video
Pin 2	GREEN	Green video
Pin 3	BLUE	Blue video
Pin 4	N/C	Not connected
Pin 5	GND	Ground (HSync)
Pin 6	RED_RTN	Red return
Pin 7	GRN_RTN	Green return
Pin 8	BLU_RTN	Blue return
Pin 9	SENSE	+5 V DC from gfx adapter
Pin 10	GND	Ground (VSync, DDC)
Pin 11	N/C	Monitor ID
Pin 12	SDA	I²C data
Pin 13	HSync	Horizontal sync
Pin 14	VSync	Vertical sync
Pin 15	SCL	I²C clock
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