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cboy4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 04:43 PM
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What is going on with napkins?
I went through the McDonalds drive-thru for an m&m McFlurry and the lady asked me if I need any napkins...what, did she think I was going to use my goddam sleeve.

Of course I needed napkins, so she hands me one. ONE! One one-ply little napkin this is the size of a small tissue. :wtf:

And it's like that everywhere I go for food. None or a couple of napkins.

Is there a napkin shortage I don't know about? Because I need lots of napkins, especially if there is ice cream or ketchup involved.

And also speaking of ketchup, I need no fewer than six ketchup packets. Not one or two. I need six.

Hand it over.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 04:46 PM
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1. It's called
"going green" :eyes: this is how the big corps can say they are being "environmentally friendly"
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IntravenousDemilo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 04:51 PM
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2. It's even greener if you just get some staffer to come by and wipe up with a wet cloth. n/m
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cboy4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 04:55 PM
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3. I think it's trying to save green under the guise of
saying they're trying to be green.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 05:00 PM
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4. Now, you know what was REALLY going on.
"Fuck, we're out of napkins."

"Do you want any napkins?"

"Of course I want napkins, you moron!"

"Hey, Lenny. Run back to the john and squeeze off a few rounds of toilet paper. This asshole wants napkins."


And we wonder why everyone gets sick when something is going around.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 05:19 PM
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5. I think it's just being cheap. The people at Jimboy's act like the taco sauce packets
get deducted from their pay or something.

When I say "give me a lot of sauce" I do not mean four packets for two burritos. Jesus.
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cboy4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 06:27 PM
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6. LOL
That's what I'm talking about!
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