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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 10:08 AM
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10 Popular Porn Scenarios That Seem Highly Implausible
Somewhere along the way, pornographers got the idea that people only liked on-camera coitus if it had a believable back story. And, after a few decades struggling to find good actors willing to do it on camera, the industry came up with the concept of reality porn. So today there's a huge selection of videos that claim to capture real random girls tricked into having sex via some set of convoluted circumstances.

But apparently, the good ideas for reality porn were taken pretty quickly, and as you'll see, at this point they're kind of scraping the sides of the jar. We have censored the pictures to make them vaguely work-safe.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17313_10-popular-porn-scenarios-that-seem-highly-implausible.html
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 10:27 AM
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1. That's hilarious.
If those sites were real, who would pay to subscribe to them? They all sound terribly stupid.
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 10:36 AM
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3. Oh, honey
You would be surprised. ;)
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 10:36 AM
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2. What? No Bangbus?
Please!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 10:43 AM
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4. I especially like the one where they throw the woman overboard
when they're done.

Nice touch. So comforting to know crap like that sells.
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 10:45 AM
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5. If it's any consolation
One of the hottest niches today is the cuckold niche.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 10:48 AM
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6. I suppose it is some small improvement...
that the thrill in that niche is having their pathetically frail egos boosted by boring some other man's wife / gf, rather than humiliation / abuse.
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 10:50 AM
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7. Nevermind
Sorry I brought it up.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 11:43 AM
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13. boring or boning?
sentence works either way
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 11:46 AM
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16. Boring.
It's all scripted idiocy... and their job... so - boring.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 11:38 AM
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12. Never heard of that genre
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 11:44 AM
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14. I doubt it's a genre.
It's just one of those little added touches that seem all too popular.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 11:03 AM
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8. I prefer tickle pron myself.
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-07-09 04:32 PM
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21. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG you're not serious.
I dated a guy once who was into that.

As soon as he put a tickle tape in and started watching it, I was stunned.

I left after I picked my jaw off the floor and never ever saw him again.

That is so sadistic and cruel I cannot believe anyone that's healthy would watch it.

:wtf:

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Nicole Lambeth Donating Member (419 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 11:16 AM
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9. I don't know, the teacher/student one seems semi-plausable
I had the hots for one of my teachers in high school.
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 11:30 AM
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10. People pay money for that crap?
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 11:32 AM
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11. I delivered pizzas to a "bachelorette" party once.
At first they claimed they didn't have enough money to pay for the pizzas. I almost dropped the pizzas and ran away when the drunk young woman who answered the door tried to stick her hand in my pocket.

They did eventually "find" the money and I escaped with my virginity but not my dignity. I'm pretty sure they were all just making a joke of it. They probably still laugh when they remember how they ambushed the innocent young pizza guy.

That was thirty years ago so I guess some things never change, except now people watch "pizza" movies on DVDs or the internet, and not on a VCR.

On some of those low budget web sites it's probably the same old movie.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 11:44 AM
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15. We had a girl answer the door buck naked and get Dominos
Edited on Wed May-06-09 11:45 AM by DS1
But the driver was Muslim, and just about flipped his shit. Then the manager called us up and yelled at us for doing that to his employee.

edit: Titillating fail
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 12:01 PM
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18. Ooops. The poor guy will probably never forget that.
But you gotta wonder if the memory won't make him smile at least once or twice in his life.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 11:58 AM
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17. *SMIRK* All the
little "Dicks" to make it work-safe.

:rofl:
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 01:27 PM
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20. i liked that little touch, too
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Vidar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 12:53 PM
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19. Sounds like cable tv with the naughty bits exposed.
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