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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 06:33 PM
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I just sent BoyMidlo out to buy tampons.
:rofl:

That poor child.
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 06:34 PM
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1. Awesome
I should do that to my brother. :D
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whistler162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 06:40 PM
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9. In brother-sister talk wouldn't that
translate to buy himself a six pack of very expensive beer with your money?
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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 06:34 PM
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2. You're evil.
Really evil.

:evilgrin:
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 06:35 PM
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3. why do you need tampons?
You won't need those for almost 9 months
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 06:37 PM
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4. +44-6.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 06:59 PM
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16. +1
:rofl:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 06:37 PM
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5. Bwahaha!
You are so dead...:rofl:
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 06:38 PM
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7. I know
:rofl:
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 07:43 PM
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23. and what's the penalty for laughing at that?
you think you are getting off scot free? :eyes:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 06:47 PM
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13. ha ha
:rofl:

Good one, dude! :)
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 07:42 PM
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22. no, that's not why, it's because
actually, there could be no other reason. O8)
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 06:37 PM
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6. I'd be more impressed if you sent him out to buy a douchebag.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 06:39 PM
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8. LostinVA said you should have sent him out to get tampons, midol and sponges
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 06:41 PM
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10. Mother of the year.
:eyes:

:sarcasm:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 06:45 PM
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11. Hey! It's raining and I'm in my pjs.
:rofl:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 06:47 PM
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12. So take your SpongeBob jammies
and your bunny slippers and go out and get the Tampon.

:rofl:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 06:47 PM
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14. They tried that stuff when I was a teen
I had hospital garb from part-time housekeeping (cleaning delivery room).

I put on the garb, grabbed a chef's knife and squirted ketchup all down my front and arms.

THEN.. I went into her neighborhood "general store" and said, "I'm needing tampons for -girl's name here- "

Not sure if she ever went in that store again.

Dang, I was a terrorist...

That poor girl.

:yoiks:
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REDKING Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 06:50 PM
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15. Disgraceful....
I have six sisters and when I was young they would do the same to me...I dont forive them to this day
But it is funny....:+
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 07:07 PM
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17. He's gotta learn!
:P


My husband has never had an issue with that. He does, however, bring home some crazy stuff though. :rofl: But, how can I even try to get mad?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 07:12 PM
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18. I'd rather buy them than cat litter
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 07:29 PM
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21. Or enemas.
Series.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 07:28 PM
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19. Something only a grandmother could do.
:hide:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 07:28 PM
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20. Dude. TM is not preggo.
:eyes:
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 07:44 PM
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24. Even at his age, I would have flatly refused
of course not long before, I began refusing the requests to "hold my purse" :rofl:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 07:45 PM
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25. Yeah, well when Mommy holds the car keys
and the debit card, not a lot of wiggle room there, dude.

Plus, I just got him a new cell phone.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 08:04 PM
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28. we didn't have cell phones then
Edited on Wed May-06-09 08:04 PM by CreekDog
but okay, in retrospect, you are right (about the purse). :rofl:

it's not as bad as when i worked at a gas station and 6 year old kids would come with notes from their parents giving them permission to "buy cigarettes for their mother" :eyes: :thumbsdown:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 08:08 PM
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30. Well, in the interest of full disclosure.
I was making dinner and I asked him to drive BabyM to RiteAid to buy them. So, he remains totally unscathed about the womanly stuff, except that he is in charge of taking out the trash.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 08:15 PM
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31. such an insightful parent
as an alternative, i would be in favor of making fiveagain walk into the store and buy them for you, preferably the brand with the most wretched commercials.
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 07:52 PM
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27. A friend of mine says NEVER marry a man who won't hold your purse. nt
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 08:07 PM
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29. i would hold one now
but not when i was 12. :eyes:
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 07:51 PM
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26. Real Men have no hang-ups about buying pontoons for women. nt
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msanthrope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 08:30 PM
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33. Sadly, I am married to a man who also uses that word.
Can you tell me why?

He won't explain it. I suspect the worst.
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 08:35 PM
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34. It's just a play on the word. I've never heard of any deep meaning to it
and I've used it since 1977. I live near the ocean where it means only a flotation device.

I don't think there is an explanation other than a convoluted version of the word.

Now I'm nervous about using it!
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 11:47 PM
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39. Ha!
That reminds me of a feminist humor book I used to own - Had an ad for Clampax Poontons. :rofl:
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RiffRandell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 08:21 PM
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32. You scarred him for life.
Edited on Wed May-06-09 08:23 PM by RiffRandell
Poor kid. Joking!
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 08:48 PM
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35. Guess what my sweetie did once?
When he was in a previous life, the wife sent him to the store to get some tampons.

The teenaged boy at the counter snickered at him, so he said:

"You know, these are REALLY good with cheese on them".

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 09:21 PM
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36. Why would you do that. But it's none of my business. n/t
q
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mentalsolstice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 11:36 PM
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37. Sarah, is that you? nt
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 11:42 PM
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38. First job I ever had, first day at work... stocking the shelves was the first thing they had me do.
Guess who got the cart full of tampons? :)
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-07-09 07:46 AM
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40. The therapy's gonna cost more than the tampons....
...just sayin'.
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kaiden Donating Member (811 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-07-09 07:59 AM
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41. My mom would spell to my dad, "K-O-T-E-X" when she was out.
We were in junior high at the time, so it wasn't like we were idiots.

I bet the dog even knew what she was spelling.
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Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-07-09 08:27 AM
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42. Good for you. That's called training and someday another woman will thank you.
:hi:
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