I don't mind the birds eating from the bird feeder, but why can't they use fork and knife?

Rabrrrrrr

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Sat May-09-09 03:19 PM
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I don't mind the birds eating from the bird feeder, but why can't they use fork and knife?

Edited on Sat May-09-09 03:19 PM by Rabrrrrrr

They just shove their mouths into the food, like some of my farm-raised cousins, eschewing any sense of propriety or decorousness, to say nothing of a complete lack of table manners.

Is it my fault for not setting them a table, or are they just genetically predisposed, like NASCAR fans or guys who have a separate formal belt buckle with their name on it to wear to their girlfriend's weddings, to eating this way?

If I'm in the wrong, I want to know about it, so I can apologize to them.

If they're in the wrong, I want to know about it, so I can continue to mercilessly judge them and degrade them in my mind.

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