i think i figured out what the suckiest job in the world is

datasuspect

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Wed May-13-09 01:29 PM
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i think i figured out what the suckiest job in the world is

being the inbound call center CSR for those automated calls about car warranties and when you press 1 you get a live person.

i rotate three strategies for these:

1. "what color panties you wearing, boy/girl?" in a deliverance voice
2. "mmm, i like the way you talk" in a slingblade voice
3. torrents of hyper-tourettistic profanity unleashed in a maelstrom of verbal abuse.

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HopeHoops

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Wed May-13-09 01:31 PM
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1. How about being Sarah Palin's wardrobe manager?

Talk about a "wardrobe malfunction"!!!

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Strong Atheist

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Wed May-13-09 01:40 PM
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2. Wow. I did #3 and kept screaming "Stop calling!";

Edited on Wed May-13-09 01:40 PM by Strong Atheist

and they did...

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