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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 07:27 PM
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I have the entire lounge on the phone...
And the best way I can describe what I am hearing is "the sound of a hundred monkeys trying to fuck a wet football".
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 07:28 PM
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1. I can do wet
greased.. not so much.

:yoiks:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 07:29 PM
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3. Ah! You've tried!
:rofl:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 07:28 PM
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2. Not me. can't find the damned cordless
and I'm out of the office, so the 800# isn't being answered, either.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 07:30 PM
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4. No, that's just me replaying the highlights of that Eagles-Cowboys game
Edited on Wed May-13-09 07:31 PM by KamaAina
the monkeys aren't trying to f**k the football, just hold on to it. :P

edit: 44-6!
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 07:31 PM
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5. Thank you. At least I get to fuck a WET football this time.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 07:32 PM
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6. Oh God! DUzy!!!!!
Edited on Wed May-13-09 07:32 PM by LeftyFingerPop
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: DUzy!
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 07:35 PM
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7. Thank you, honey.
:hug: Never try to fuck a football without lube. I learned that the hard way. OUCH!
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