Motherfucking bastard assholes at Nick at Night.

Fuck 'em.

I've put up with their shit for long enough.

Fresh Prince is shit. It was funny the first time they replayed the entire series. Now it's just crap. Get that, Nick at Night?

George Lopez is not funny. The only thing funny about him is his big head and if it weren't for the hot wife, I'd never watch.

Family Matters wasn't funny when it aired originally and it isn't funny now. Every goddamn episode is the exact same: Urkel comes in, breaks something, Carl says something hurtful, Urkel looks sad and then they make up at the end. Which proves pointless, because you know Carl, like every sane person, would love to do nothing more than run Urkel over, take is limp corpse, shove it into a grinder and feed it to his fucking pathetic shit-eating dog.

You've fucked me over for the last time with Roseanne. I took it when you shifted it to 3:00 a.m MST, a time I hated, but was reasonable because I'm generally up then. So what happens? I finally get comfortable with its slot and what do you do? You abruptly change it. At first, my guide says it moves to 1:00 MST, which I can live with, though I was now settled at the 3:00 slot and after running two episodes on Monday, what happens? It's not on Tuesday and it's not on Wednesday. I check and it's now been pulled completely from the weeknight lineup, even though it was still scheduled on my cable guide.

You sonofabitch.

FUCK YOU.

Who gives a shit about The Nanny? That voice is worse than jerking off with shards of glass dipped in alcohol.

:hi:

:thumbsup: