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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 07:16 AM Original message |
Does your cell phone ever butt dial people? |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 07:20 AM Response to Original message |
1. Sadly, I am limited by my lack of prehensile buttocks. |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 07:20 AM Response to Reply #1 |
4. I have opposing buttocks, so I am blessed in that department. |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 07:25 AM Response to Reply #4 |
7. Will you marry me? |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 07:27 AM Response to Reply #7 |
10. Sure I'll marry you. And I have never met a buttock that opposed me, so I guess I am kinda sweet. |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 07:36 AM Response to Reply #10 |
14. By way of analogy with ship captains, I wonder if Earl can perform the ceremony |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 07:41 AM Response to Reply #14 |
16. Well, Earl can perform the ceremony if he can dress up as an Elvis impersonator. |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 01:04 PM Response to Reply #16 |
46. This is how I see it going down. Please note my excellent choice for best man. |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 01:19 PM Response to Reply #46 |
48. Oh, I am THERE! |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 07:20 AM Response to Original message |
2. My daughter's phone butt dials me. |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 07:20 AM Response to Original message |
3. it seems my new phone was preloaded with a strange video clip |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 07:25 AM Response to Reply #3 |
8. Well, that 's pretty weird. |
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Rhythm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 07:21 AM Response to Original message |
5. I pocket-dialed 911 once... |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 07:27 AM Response to Reply #5 |
9. Wow! |
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carlyhippy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 07:22 AM Response to Original message |
6. nope, my phone has a lock on the keypad |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 07:28 AM Response to Reply #6 |
11. I should see if my phone has one of those things. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 07:31 AM Response to Original message |
12. I have a closeable phone to prevent such an eventuality, but I do get this every so often: |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 07:38 AM Response to Reply #12 |
15. Junk dial!! |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 07:34 AM Response to Original message |
13. Nope, I don't store any numbers on mine |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 07:42 AM Response to Reply #13 |
17. Well, that's two ways to avoid butt dialing. |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 08:07 AM Response to Original message |
18. No |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 08:27 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. I'm hearing good things about these flip phones. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 08:32 AM Response to Reply #19 |
21. Nokias rule |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 08:38 AM Response to Reply #21 |
24. Nokia, huh? You know, you really should be compensated for that testimonial. |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 08:37 AM Response to Reply #19 |
23. I love mine. |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 08:32 AM Response to Original message |
20. No, my six-year-old phone has this little thing called "keyguard" on it. |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 08:39 AM Response to Reply #20 |
25. I actually don't know if mine has a keyguard or not. |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 09:24 AM Response to Reply #25 |
27. Reading the manual is usually a good idea. |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 09:33 AM Response to Reply #27 |
28. Eddie and I are on the same page, as it were. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 09:46 AM Response to Reply #28 |
29. *I'm* a manual kinda guy. |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 10:14 AM Response to Reply #29 |
30. Okay, you made me look this up. It's complete techie gibberish to me! |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 10:23 AM Response to Reply #30 |
31. Wow that is a whole mess o' gibberish. |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 10:48 AM Response to Reply #30 |
38. I just skimmed through all that. |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 10:56 AM Response to Reply #38 |
42. I read that, too. I don't even know where the mute button is. |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 01:15 PM Response to Reply #42 |
47. Well, at least your phone has a mute button |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 08:34 AM Response to Original message |
22. I guess you could always create an AA entry with your cell phone's own number |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 08:40 AM Response to Reply #22 |
26. If my cell started calling itself my head would probably explode. |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 10:25 AM Response to Original message |
32. No. However I like to set my cell to "vibrate", stick it up my bum and speedial my cell from |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 10:30 AM Response to Reply #32 |
34. You shouldn't give me such ideas. |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 11:09 AM Response to Reply #34 |
44. I live to serve! |
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DU GrovelBot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 10:25 AM Response to Original message |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 10:30 AM Response to Original message |
35. No, but I've butt snapped a few pictures. |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 10:33 AM Response to Reply #35 |
36. My phone might get lost if I stuck it in my bra. |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 10:39 AM Response to Original message |
37. My butt doesn't need a cellphone when it has something to say... |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 10:55 AM Response to Reply #37 |
41. Maybe a "flip butt" would take care of that? |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 10:50 AM Response to Original message |
39. No, butt.. I LOVE this commercial |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 10:53 AM Response to Reply #39 |
40. I know. That girl is so cute when she says 'hey butt'! |
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Lars39 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 10:57 AM Response to Original message |
43. My husband's butt managed to call me on my cell phone this morning, |
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Lucian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 11:46 AM Response to Original message |
45. That's the problem with touch screens. |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 05:26 PM Response to Reply #45 |
52. My previous phone had a touch screen, but I locked it when I wasn't using it. |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 05:17 PM Response to Original message |
49. Well, I don't usually sit on mine, |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 05:22 PM Response to Reply #49 |
50. HAHAHA! |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 05:24 PM Response to Reply #50 |
51. Yep, I sure am! |
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mwooldri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 05:41 PM Response to Original message |
53. Nope. Cellphone lives in shirt pocket. |
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Vidar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 07:37 PM Response to Original message |
54. I despise that commercial. |
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BreweryYardRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 08:19 PM Response to Original message |
55. No, my butt just has delusions of being a photographer. |
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HopinAndDreamin (10 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 08:21 PM Response to Original message |
56. did someone say booty call |
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deucemagnet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 08:30 PM Response to Original message |
57. No, but occasionally my phone will take pictures of the inside of my pocket |
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latebloomer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 08:47 PM Response to Original message |
58. No, but last week my mom's cell called me at 4 in the morning |
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