Can I tell the hair growing on my ass to move up to the top of my scalp?

:hide:

:rofl:

but it has ingrown and is now so long that it has exited via the follicles on your butt.

I recommend seeing a professional who can pull the hairs out through your scalp. Then you will look like this:

because then I would have to call you "assface"

:P

and then they'll at least both be in the same place.

Here's the right script:

My feet feel heavy and relaxed.
My legs feel heavy and relaxed.
My torso feels heavy and relaxed.
My arms feel heavy and relaxed.
My shoulders feel heavy and relaxed.
My neck feels heavy and relaxed.
My head feels heavy and relaxed.
My eyelids feel heavy and relaxed.
I am in an elevator on the tenth floor.
The door closes and I feel the elevator going down.
I'm on the ninth floor, still going down.
I'm on the eighth floor, still going down.
I'm on the seventh gloor, still going down.
I'm on the sixth floor, still going down.
I'm on the fifth floor, still going down.
I'm on the fourth floor, still going down.
I'm on the third floor, still going down.
I'm on the second floor, still going down.
I'm on the first floor, still going down.
I am in a deep, deep sleep.
I am happy and relaxed.
Now ass hair follicles are travelling up my back to my scalp.
Ass hair follicles are travelling up my back to my scalp.
Ass hair follicles are travelling up my back to my scalp.
Ass hair follicles are travelling up my back to my scalp.
I am happy and relaxed and ass hair follicles are travelling up my back to my scalp.

Repeat as many times as necessary and good luck. :thumbsup: