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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:15 PM
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I need a good lap dance
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:15 PM
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1. So do I.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:16 PM
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2. Hell, I'd take a bad one.
:D
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:16 PM
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3. Is there such a thing?
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:18 PM
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4. That question is worthy of an I-Team Special Investigation
Edited on Mon May-18-09 03:18 PM by no name no slogan
I only wish I worked in TV. :(
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:22 PM
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5. Well, there's definitely a quality scale
Edited on Mon May-18-09 03:26 PM by mainegreen
ranging from 'the lap dance that makes you forever her slave' to 'teehee, boobies'.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 03:27 PM
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6. "My worst one was right on the money." - Woody Allen in 'Manhattan'
Edited on Mon May-18-09 03:28 PM by Richardo
Ok, so it's about orgasms, but it's still funny:

Party Guest: I finally had an orgasm, and my doctor said it was the wrong kind.
Isaac Davis: You had the wrong kind? I've never had the wrong kind, ever. My worst one was right on the money.
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