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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-21-09 08:21 AM
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My cologne has attracted 23 (by my last count) little brown bats
that have attached themselves to my face, neck, ears and head. They are all hissing angrily at me.

Other than that, it looks like it will be a pretty nice day here.
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Tobin S. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-21-09 08:24 AM
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1. Bats appear angry when they are sexually excited
It sounds like you have stumbled upon a bat aphrodisiac. I'd alert the scientific community.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-21-09 08:26 AM
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2. Welcome to DU, Tobin!
:hi:
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Tobin S. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-21-09 08:29 AM
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4. Thank you
But you already know me. I'm Droopy. I decided to do a name change because Droopy doesn't fit me anymore. As soon as I get enough posts together I'll post a new introduction here in the lounge.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-21-09 08:31 AM
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5. I know, I just checked your profile...
And you are correct, Droopy does not fit you!
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-21-09 08:28 AM
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3. Hey, wait a minute!
:rofl: :hi:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-21-09 08:32 AM
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6. Bats are cool.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-21-09 08:33 AM
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7. Yes, they are. Without bats, we would be overrun with insects.
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Dogtown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-21-09 08:42 AM
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8. I take it
your insect infestation is resolved!

Bats are fuzzy.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-21-09 08:44 AM
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9. My head lice are running for cover.
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Dogtown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-21-09 09:04 AM
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10. Pediculosis is a bane.
Now, if you can lure those bats to your groin...
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