arcadian

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Thu May-21-09 05:06 PM
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Save a pod of endangered California Right whales OR Save the life of a death row inmate?

Edited on Thu May-21-09 05:08 PM by arcadian

Pod has 22 whales, 7 of which are calves. Death row inmate has 1 month before he's executed, some how you find yourself in a situation where you must choose between the two, save one or the other. So, CHOOSE!

edit: Death row inmate will die in month regardless of your choice to save him now or not. Your action now will not stop him from dying in a month. Oh and he's in California too.

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datasuspect

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Thu May-21-09 05:07 PM
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1. save the whales

save them big fat funky whales
but kill the seals.

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HopeHoops

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Thu May-21-09 05:09 PM
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2. Come on, how do you know the whales are right. Are they registered Republicans?

We have to launch an investigation into this first, but after lunch. Then we'll form a committee and have lunch. And maybe get a special prosecutor and have lunch with him. Is it time for lunch yet?

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arcadian

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Thu May-21-09 05:12 PM
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3. They are right

because when you harpoon them they don't sink to the bottom, they float at the surface.

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HopeHoops

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Thu May-21-09 05:15 PM
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4. Whaling sucks.

It is one of the most disgusting acts of abuse humans inflict on other mammals. :grr: :nuke:

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3.14158675309

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Thu May-21-09 05:19 PM
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5. NARWALS FUCK YEAH!!1

HORNS AN SHIT AINT NO BLUBBER ON THAT BITCH!!1

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NYC_SKP

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Thu May-21-09 05:36 PM
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8. ...

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3.14158675309

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Thu May-21-09 05:47 PM
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bigwillq

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Thu May-21-09 05:21 PM
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6. Whales

If he's going to die anyway, no matter what I do, then I would rather save the whales.

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foxfeet

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Thu May-21-09 05:22 PM
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7. Is the inmate Dick Cheney?

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