telemarketing call transcript, Thursday, May 21, 2009, 0915

datasuspect

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Fri May-22-09 08:18 AM
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telemarketing call transcript, Thursday, May 21, 2009, 0915

Telemarketer: thank you for pressing one, would you like to . . .

Datasuspect: my friend, why you make these call against me?

Telemarketer: are you . . .

Datasuspect: my friend, you are motherfucker, you son of the bitch motherfucker bastard man, why bring these thing to me?

Telemarketer: Sir, . . .

Datasuspect: you are piss, i, i, i why you bring me this business i not want?

Telemarketer: (chuckles)

Datasuspect: DON'T LAUGH AT ME, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BASTARD MAN

Telemarketer: click

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cwydro

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Fri May-22-09 08:26 AM
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1. Well played!

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HopeHoops

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Fri May-22-09 09:14 AM
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2. I answer in Russian.

Me: "Shto zshe yob, preyom?" (What the fuck, over?)

Them: "May I speak to (my name)?"

Me: "Ya ne goveroo po-angleeskie" (I do not speak English)

Them: "Excuse me?"

Me: "Ne ponemayoo" (I don't understand)

and IF THEY CONTINUE!

Me: "Vie ochen gloopie chelovyek" (You are a very stupid man)

I usually don't get to use that one because they have already hung up.

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rcrush

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Fri May-22-09 10:32 AM
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3. I loved those when I worked at the call center.

I would stay on the line forever just to kill time. Until the manager cut me off and told me to quit messin around.

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