When you only have one hair, you can make a comb by taping two toothpicks together. nt

LeftyFingerPop

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Tue May-26-09 08:32 PM
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When you only have one hair, you can make a comb by taping two toothpicks together. nt

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Bennyboy

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Tue May-26-09 10:34 PM
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1. Man you are ne crazeeeee Mofo.....

Crack me up.

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LeftyFingerPop

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Tue May-26-09 10:37 PM
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3. I base all of my posts on recent life experiences...

:hi:

Thanks Benny

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Dystopian

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Tue May-26-09 10:39 PM
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4. hee hee...

I would call him a crazeeee Mofo, but I'm too lady-like!

:o

peace~

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Dystopian

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Tue May-26-09 10:37 PM
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2. *sigh*

:hi:
Just pluck it! That's just too weird, taping toothpicks...if you had two hairs, it would be be different.
Oh you! You poor thing.:hug:

peace~

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LeftyFingerPop

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Tue May-26-09 10:42 PM
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5. I didn't say that *I* have two hairs...

I don't really have "hair" per se, it is more of a "fur" or "coat". Kind of like a waxy, greasy type of fur. Something that you might find on a wild boar or something. Or maybe like a giraffe's fur. You ever pet a giraffe? I have...at the Catskill Game Farm.

I couldn't reach very high, so I petted his knee.

How are you tonight, Dystopian? :hug:

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Dystopian

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Tue May-26-09 10:57 PM
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10. You have fur....a coat?

:scared:
Is this the hair on your head, or is your body covered with waxy greasy fur?:scared:
Sometimes you shouldn't reveal too much about yourself on the internet....I just broadcasted that I smell like dirt! It's a strange night.

Yes, I did pet a giraffe, at a zoo in Mendon MA...many years ago...lovely creatures. The most peaceful animals on earth! So if you have giraffe fur...I guess that's okay...:hug:

And thank you, I'm doing okay tonight....hope you are too:loveya:

peace~

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LeftyFingerPop

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Tue May-26-09 11:10 PM
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11. Well now...

I'm the only one allowed to be doing just "okay".

As far as smelling like dirt, I have to tell you...I love the smell of patchouli oil (Jesus, it looks like I spelled that right?). I've been to a lot of Dead shows, so I've grown fond of the smell.

I was just a kid when I petted that giraffe, and for some reason, it stuck in my head all these years.

:hug:

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Bennyboy

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Tue May-26-09 10:42 PM
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6. use the hair as dental floss!

Full circle1

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LeftyFingerPop

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Tue May-26-09 10:44 PM
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7. Can't. Only have one tooth.

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Bennyboy

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Tue May-26-09 10:48 PM
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8. You're From Kentucky?

Just kidding.

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LeftyFingerPop

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Tue May-26-09 10:48 PM
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9. Rut roh...

:hide:

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Kali

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Wed May-27-09 12:57 AM
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12. that scared the baby chicks

- the noise that erupted from my face when I read that startled the babies. good one.

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merh

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Wed May-27-09 01:08 AM
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13. why bother

:shrug:

it takes more than one hair to make a good combover

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tainted_chimp

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Wed May-27-09 03:01 AM
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14. Careful .

Be careful not to pluck the damned thing by accident.

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