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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-28-09 12:04 PM
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I wonder if Midlo was the source of all the drummer jokes I've heard
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8802231&mesg_id=8802231
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb: 5, one to hold the bulb while the other four sit in each corner in the room and drink until the room starts to spin.
:D
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-28-09 12:10 PM
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1. Dude. Drummers are uber-cool.
However, I'm thinking Midlo gave up the drumming cause drinking Franzia wasn't conductive to holding on to the drumsticks...:hide:
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Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-28-09 12:45 PM
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2. What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.

Told to me by a drummer.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-28-09 05:37 PM
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4. That's a good one
:rofl:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-28-09 05:40 PM
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7. What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-28-09 01:11 PM
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3. maybe
she marches to the beat of a different drummer


I like people who do that!
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-28-09 05:39 PM
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5. If you Twitter, follow "Mick_Shrimpton"
the guy is a veritable font of bad musician jokes-- especially drummer jokes. You'll laugh your ass off.

Q: What has nine arms and sucks?
A: Def Leppard
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-28-09 05:40 PM
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6. What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-28-09 05:46 PM
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8. Funny
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-28-09 05:51 PM
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9. What's the difference between a trap set and an onion?
Nobody cries when you cut up a trap set.
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