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liberalitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-31-09 04:03 PM
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Make up your own Groucho Marx-esque line and post it here.
Here's mine:
I was going through some old clothes,... boy was the guy wearing them pissed.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-31-09 05:04 PM
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1. "Come with me to the Music Room, Mrs. Rittenhouse, and we'll do something noteworthy."
No?

"Lie down with me in the poison ivy, Mrs. Rittenhouse, and we'll start from scratch."

Nothing?



Hmm...
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-31-09 07:50 PM
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5. "Come with me into the Dark Room, Mrs. Upjohn, and we'll see what develops."
Edited on Sun May-31-09 07:51 PM by 3.14158675309
"This flannel blanket is insufficient, Mrs. Upjohn, let's get down."
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Doc_Technical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-31-09 05:13 PM
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2. After chatting with a dim- witted woman in a bar,
Groucho turns to the camera and says,
"I've seen better heads on a glass of beer."
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-31-09 05:14 PM
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3. I've been thinking about becoming a procrastinator
but I don't think I have the commitment.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-31-09 07:20 PM
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4. I decided not to become an alcoholic for the same reason.
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-31-09 08:00 PM
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6. Alcoholism is a brewprint for disaster!
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-31-09 08:10 PM
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7. I love him like a brother.
Abel, to be specific.
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