Finally, spam I actually like!

Going through my morning spam in my e-mail, I found one ad I actually liked.

I think most people here will too.

Explain please

I love cats, have 2 myself.

kidding, I hope

where's the porn? Does this cat want to establish an offshore bank account and lift money out of Africa? Will this cat give me an herbal penis enlarger?

This spam is confusing.

Meow.

concerning Nigerian Spam...he did a show about it not too long ago. He actually replied and had tangled them in a web of intrigue. It's hil-larious.

www.dean.mightycheese.com explains the con.

the correspondences are here.

http://www.deancameron.com/nigeria.htm

..here it is:

Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.

I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.

In terms of payment:
I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit. Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Sunday July 27th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Stand Time. If you miss this timeframe please email me.

42.4845467 & Longitude -71.1576157 and the ground is 101.3' above sea level.

Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of communication I have right now. There is a good chance that sombody will try to redirect the signal. The unit must be teleported directly in a way that nobody will be able to interfere with the transference.

After unit has been sent please email me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com
with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.

Thank You


Definitely an A+ for creativity (or sheer insanity!!!)

Thanks a lot!!! Didn't know it was so widespread!!!

pp23

because apparently the guy isn't kidding