women of du: tells us your, um, flatulence stories!

mrs. unblock can't fart at work. just can't bring herself to do it.

i never understood that. gas is not produced in the testicles. everybody does it. the alternative would be exploding.

so is it painful to hold it? do you hide it, sneak it, blame someone else? do you go to the bathroom just to fart?

let us know, and please let mrs. unblock know what to do when the pressure starts to build by 9am and she doesn't get off work until 5pm!!

;) hehehe

There's a new one on me. I thought that was strictly a man thing. I thought women were immune to gas.

Yeah, I guess they would have to. I guess it's like the leaves coming out in spring. You know it happens you just don't know how and when.

BTW. I expect it to remain a mystery. I bet you get no female responses to this post. Too bad, it's potentially funny.

I posted this the other day and got no responses. This is the single most hilarious thing I've ever read in my life. Hope you like it too!


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Oh, I fart, and I'm not ashamed of it! I just don't do it in public. At home, all bets are off!

Very funny story.

I was on a crowded elevator with my future ex-wife (this incident had nothing to do with it...she ran off with the propane delivery truck driver)...at any rate, she fired off a rowdy rip. Before I could even think "Wow! How embarrassing for her!", she whacked me on the shoulder and stage-whispered loudly and disapprovingly "Richard!!"
The remaining moments of that ten floor descent were some of the longest of my life. My ears very nearly combusted.
A word of warning, though. Don't try this at home unless you're absolutely certain he's a gentleman. It could backfire on you if he yells out "Yo! Courtesy flush!" before you can play your card.
:D

Edited because damn if I didn't misspell "man"...

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although I have learned NEVER to eat bananas when I'm going to be in the presence of others. Bananas seem to have an afterlife of their own.

btw I sometimes do contract work in an office with a man who is hard of hearing and what he thinks are silent rumbles have been known to rattle the windows.

those little freeps. the serious stinkies that only boys could hear her lay. then she'd be gone to the other side of the room before anyone smelt it.

women don't fart.

used to walk through the grocery store emitting little blips with every other step. She couldn't help it. I'd walk behind her talking constantly to cover for her.

I feel rather ill when I have gas but it won't come out for several hours. Yes, I do expand several inches when this happens. For some reason, I cannot find much information on this topic on the web. Some people probably wish that they had this problem but it is no fun.

and you really have to sift through a whole lot of crap if you actually want to learn about crap, too....

:P

I meant silly armpit noises! :P

sure ya did