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ConcernedCanuk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 08:03 PM
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Just 4 FUN - a site full of one-liners
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MORE TO WIT than meets the eye

Computers let you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila."(Mitch Radcliffe)

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

Tombstone of an insomniac.: I'm cured.

Tombstone of a hypochondriac: I told you I was sick.

Your intelligence is equal to the smoothness of a walnut shell.

I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. -Charles Howard

Lots more here! http://members.cox.net/cosmicrat/mowit.htm

Find YOUR favorite and share it with us

:silly:
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childslibrarian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 08:10 PM
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1. Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
or maybe
Jim watches in amazement as Spock's ears sprout broccoli.
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NewHampster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 08:30 PM
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2. Great site and links from it
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 08:59 PM
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3. I would have expected this from Hunter Thompson...
"Computers let you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history,
with the possible exception of handguns and tequila."(Mitch Radcliffe)
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ConcernedCanuk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 12:21 AM
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4. ok - I'll bite
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Who is Hunter Thompson ?

the name doesn't ring a bell . .

ok -

I went this far,

then did a google,

I might as well share !!



seeya in a bit

I'm GONE to



:dunce:
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 02:23 AM
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5. Go rent the movie
"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"
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