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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 05:21 PM
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'Vampire Slayer' Shoots Man In Face
Police in Jacksonville, Fla., arrested a man who believed he was a 'vampire slayer' after he allegedly shot his Domino's Pizza co-worker twice in the face because he thought he was a vampire, according to Local 6 News.

Timothy White, 35, who was described by friends as a born-again Christian with an unusual preoccupation with zombies and vampires, was arrested outside of a church after Friday's shooting.

http://www.local6.com/news/2921701/detail.html
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 05:22 PM
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1. God made him do it?
that's a little variation on the old "Devil made me do it" approach:)
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 05:23 PM
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2. guns don't kill people
Right Wing Christian Fundamentalist FREAKED OUT WHACKOS kill people!

:eyes:
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 05:23 PM
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3. Jeez, like that would even work!
Some vampire slayer. You gotta stab 'em through the heart, then cut their heads off, and burn seperately. Idiot.
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Nevernose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 05:37 PM
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11. If you insist on doing it the old-fashioned way
Then don't forget to stuff the mouth with garlic, after stabbing through the heart, but before severing the head and burning separately. You also left out the scattering of the ashes, and the stabbing through the heart must be done with a wooden stake -- metal won't cut it.

It's very important to get the procedure down properly, lest our young people learn an inferior method of slaying the undead. The Domino's guy is obviously TOTALLY clueless, which definitely indicates he did not learn the proper methodology.
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 05:41 PM
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12. But don't use pine!
Pine, being the symbol of immortality, will make the vampire even stronger.

And don't forget to leave it in until the vampire is completely burned.
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BearFlagDemocrat Donating Member (333 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 05:24 PM
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4. HELLO!
Men can't be vampire slayers! Doesn't this guy watch Buffy?
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elfwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 05:26 PM
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7. that's right!!
Boys can't be slayers.
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 05:33 PM
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10. be nice
the guy never had a watcher to explain these things to him!
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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 05:25 PM
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5. Yeah, really!
Wesley Snipes woulda kicked his ass! You don't shoot a vampire in the face....geez!
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gyopsy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 05:25 PM
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6. I knew a guy like this...
back in my HS days. He was emotionally unstable and prone to throwing chairs at people, etc. And he was a huge fan of these vampire/nightcrawler roleplaying games.

Him and a small group of friends would get together every week and act out these fantasies. I doubt if my old "buddy" is as nuts as this guy here though.
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 05:30 PM
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8. What a horrible story
The guy is obviously mentally ill what with having delusions and all. I wish he would have gotten help before he almost killed someone.
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 05:43 PM
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13. It could have been worse...
If he followed the legend (in the chest) he could have been arrested for murder.
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 06:01 PM
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14. at least HE didn't
pee on some poor kitty's head!


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tnlefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 05:32 PM
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9. Were those silver bullets or do those work on werewolves?
Good grief he was loaded for something wasn't he? Sawed off shotgun, knife......
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 06:23 PM
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15. When I saw this heading I thought it referred to Sarah Michelle Gellar --
eom!
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