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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 01:02 PM
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CAPTION the proof creationists can't deny

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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 01:03 PM
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1. pResident Zoolander
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 01:07 PM
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4. my brother in law was in Zoolander
DDQM
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 01:04 PM
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2. I sure do hope these "oops I crapped my pants"
really can hold two pounds of feces, or this is going to be a long press conference!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 01:06 PM
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3. Ooooo...uh...Oooooozbuh...Oooozbek----ee-stan
Uzbekistan
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/03/20030325-9.html
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 01:09 PM
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5. The Chimp is thinking
Whqat did I do wrong, why does the world hate me, I wanna be a real president.

Mommy , dont hit me again.


DDQM
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 01:19 PM
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6. Hmmm
Edited on Fri Mar-19-04 01:19 PM by RobertSeattle
MEMO

From: Karl Rove, White House Political Director
To: Director of Primate Research, National Zoo

Subject: Special Assistance Request

Director,

We need assistance in regards to a High Ranking White House official. We need professional assistance in developing techniques that will help inhibit this individual from displaying certain simian facial displays. Your immediate assistance is requested. You must be discrete. (BTW, funding for your federal research will be up 200% in the next fiscal year if this proves successful)


Karl Rove
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Bush_Unemployed_04 Donating Member (25 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 01:30 PM
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7. Hey, this super glue tastes purdy gooood.....n/t
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 01:37 PM
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8. W: OK, will someone remove all the vote Democratic signs from the room.
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phaseolus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 01:38 PM
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9. *SNrRrRrRrRrT ... Psssssshhhhhhhw .... mimimimimi!!!
n/t
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wysimdnwyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 01:58 PM
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10. AP: The world was mildly surprised today...
when an article in the latest issue of Science Magazine claimed conclusive proof that man evolved from early primates. The proof? President George W. Bush. Scientists tested the President's blood and were able to prove, without a doubt, that he was a step backwards along the evolutionary chain.

Officials at the White House responded that this is all according to God's plan. Per these officials, this plan uses not a chain, but a cycle of evolution, which will result in the eventual return of man to the realm of apes. Therefore, President Bush is simply more evolved than the rest of humanity.
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