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TXlib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-20-04 04:20 PM Original message |
Really bad parenting advice: |
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roguevalley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-20-04 04:24 PM Response to Original message |
1. no woman/man will ever love you, cook as good for you or |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-20-04 04:24 PM Response to Original message |
2. Nail a broken condom to their bedroom door |
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KissMyAsscroft (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-20-04 04:25 PM Response to Original message |
3. I think Maddox says it all right here! |
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NewHampshireDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-20-04 04:40 PM Response to Reply #3 |
10. LMAO |
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burythehatchet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-20-04 04:49 PM Response to Reply #3 |
12. I don't thinki I've laughed harder than when I first read the O'Reilly and |
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NewHampshireDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-20-04 04:26 PM Response to Original message |
4. The best toys and food ... |
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ParanoidPat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-20-04 04:26 PM Response to Original message |
5. 2) Never cry! |
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AngryYoungMan (856 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-20-04 04:29 PM Response to Original message |
6. Don't forget Duke from Doonesbury... |
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Jim Sagle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-20-04 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
7. "You'll always be a failure." |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-20-04 08:22 PM Response to Reply #7 |
17. I have a better dad-quote |
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RoeBear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-20-04 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
8. Never say no to your kids... |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-20-04 08:13 PM Response to Reply #8 |
15. The flipside... |
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opiate69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-20-04 04:39 PM Response to Original message |
9. "Your penis makes you a bad, bad boy.." |
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ParanoidPat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-20-04 04:43 PM Response to Original message |
11. Son, I don't care if you're both in high school..... |
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AspenRose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-20-04 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
13. Beating the crap out of your kids when they fall off of their bicycle... |
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Nikia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-20-04 05:13 PM Response to Original message |
14. "If you cannot do something well, don't even bother trying" |
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PassingFair (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-21-04 01:01 AM Response to Reply #14 |
30. This is soooo funny... |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-20-04 08:19 PM Response to Original message |
16. Compare the siblings |
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put out (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-20-04 08:36 PM Response to Reply #16 |
20. In the same vein, you must label them as |
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Ladyhawk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-20-04 08:26 PM Response to Original message |
18. Never say you're sorry. |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-20-04 08:28 PM Response to Original message |
19. here's what my husband's father told him when he was 12: |
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LividLiberal (181 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-20-04 09:00 PM Response to Original message |
21. *sigh* It's too bad one isn't required to take lessons to become a parent |
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LiberalManiacfromOC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-20-04 09:09 PM Response to Original message |
22. If youre not smart.... |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-20-04 09:12 PM Response to Original message |
23. When your kid asks you about sex, say |
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Mrs. Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-21-04 12:01 AM Response to Original message |
24. Whatever Your Children Do, It Isn't Good Enough |
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LibInternationalist (861 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-21-04 12:09 AM Response to Reply #24 |
26. That is SO my dad |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-21-04 12:05 AM Response to Original message |
25. Instill the belief |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-21-04 12:31 AM Response to Original message |
27. Let them run wild, and when you're guests |
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TXlib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-21-04 12:38 AM Response to Reply #27 |
28. I'd have immediately invited the guests to leave. |
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WillyBrandt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-21-04 12:40 AM Response to Original message |
29. Every time the child smiles, turn off the lights |
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KDLarsen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-21-04 01:30 AM Response to Original message |
31. The ultimate tip... |
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mykpart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-21-04 01:58 AM Response to Original message |
32. Be careful not to give them too much praise |
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Mike Niendorff (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-21-04 02:02 AM Response to Original message |
33. Give them the following career advice: |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-21-04 02:09 AM Response to Original message |
34. Discipline is good. Yell at your children often. |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-21-04 02:19 AM Response to Original message |
35. You couldn't possibly be gay |
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