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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 07:11 PM
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I have decided to become a freeper.
Today I got my cool 'Death before dishonor tattoo' on my right bicep. It is a very small tattoo because my bicep is devoid of muscle tissue due to age and other problems. Nevertheless it is a very nice tattoo.

The knife blade is stuck clean through a bleeding heart, The heart is red in color as is the blood dripping from the blade's tip. In blue and black ink the caption under the dripping blood says 'DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR'. Some of the dripping blood is real. Tattoos hurt. They bleed a lot.

The American flag on my left bicep is awesome. It bleeds a lot too. I got a big letter 'M' tatooed on each butt cheek too. My buddy Eaglehoff in the Navy had an 'M' tattooed on his butt cheeks. When he bent over it spelled 'MOM'. Freepers need a way to tell Mom they love her special like. "Hey Mom! How you like my new tattoo?"

I got my Confederate Battle Flag right up there on the flag pole right above Old Glory. Got my "God Bless American White Folks" bumper sticker, I put it right beside the "America Love it or Leave it" sticker.

180
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Coventina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 07:12 PM
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1. LOL!
MOM!
I love it!
:D
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 07:14 PM
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2. Over my dead body, 180! Don't do it! Besides, you know how Skittles
sill handle it...
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Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 07:14 PM
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3. Stand on your head...
...and it says "WOW!" ;)
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NoMoreRedInk Donating Member (237 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 07:16 PM
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5. And if you fenagle your body just so, you can add an
exclamation point!
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 07:21 PM
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10. Wise people notice that!
180
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Palacsinta Donating Member (929 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 07:16 PM
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4. Snort!
LOL! You are so cute and funny! ........I'm thinking of having "180" tattooed on a special place in tribute!
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 07:17 PM
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6. So, when's the marriage to your sister?
If you're *really* gonna become a freeper, well...:evilgrin:

Don't do it, 180!!! -- :toast:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 07:18 PM
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7. Mah tattoo just says "SECOND AMENDMENT" across my back...
and my chest has the big bald eagle with Henry Kissinger's face superimposed on it's head, clutching an AK-47.
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Nevernose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 09:02 PM
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14. WHO's clutching the AK-47? I don't understand
Henry Kissinger's face is clutching the AK, or the eagle? Does the eagle have Henry Kissinger's hands, or normal eagle claws? Or does the eagle have Henry Kissinger's face with an eagle's beak, and is clutching the AK-47 in Henry Kissinger's beak?
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Insider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 07:19 PM
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8. LOL twisted
thread of the week. congratulations.

clapclapclapclapclap
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 07:20 PM
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Champion Jack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:31 PM
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11. Now you just need a pair of these gen-you-wine freeper dentures
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:54 PM
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12. Hey!
Who tell you? I got some like that!

180
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:58 PM
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13. Haha !
you keep em in a glass by the bed?
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 09:30 PM
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15. Wouldn't the teeth have cavities?
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 09:59 PM
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16. LOL.................oneighty
I am lauging my ass off! :thumbsup:
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 10:18 PM
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17. Darn Ms. Skittles
Tom gonna miss that.

Hee! Hee! (((((hug))))

180
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