Taunt me into making my 1000th post! - Democratic Underground

Robb

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:35 PM
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Taunt me into making my 1000th post!

Sittin' here at 999...come on, just try to make me post a reply. Something I can't ignore.

I dare ya. I double-dares ya.

I'm holding out as long as I can.... :bounce:

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UrbScotty

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:36 PM
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1. Whatever you say, you GOP-LITE!

:grr:

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northzax

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:36 PM
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2. your mother was a freeper

and your father smelled of W.

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northzax

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:37 PM
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3. or was it the other way round?

I can't decide.

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ameriphile

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:40 PM
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9. n/t

Edited on Wed Aug-13-03 02:41 PM by ameriphile

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:37 PM
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4. An SR-71 crashed in my backyard! Look at the debris!!!

:bounce:

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thom1102

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:38 PM
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5. Rupert? Rupert Murdoch, is that you?

What are you doing here?

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northzax

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:38 PM
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6. come to think of it

what's the point? you don't have the cojones to join the 4 digit club. You're less of a man than that poor fellow in Wichita Falls...

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PROGRESSIVE1

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:39 PM
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7. Hey you, Robb, I mean.......Ann Coulter, What are ya afraid of, HA???

Make you post you DLCer you!

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thom1102

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:40 PM
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10. Ann Coulter has bigger balls than Robb.

But Robb has bigger boobs!

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northzax

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:43 PM
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17. but nicer hands

and better knuckles than old man-hands.

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kmla

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:39 PM
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8. Hey, Robb!

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?

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liberalnurse

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:41 PM
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11. It's time for your medication now Mr. Robb?

What meds do I give you? Which route and why.....

Hint.....Roll over, it won't hurt for long.

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ForrestGump

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:41 PM
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12. This calls for desperate measures

She wants your phone number, dude.....

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ameriphile

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:42 PM
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13. Didn't I see you at the toy store yesterday...

...buying a Dubya action figure? You talked about how that flight suit got you really excited...

:P

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northzax

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:42 PM
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14. locking- waste of time

see the rules for more information.

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ForrestGump

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:42 PM
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15. Dare you!....dare you!....dare you!......bwaarrrkkk....cluck-cluck-cluck..

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UrbScotty

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:43 PM
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16. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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quinnox

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:44 PM
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18. If you reply you will win the lottery...

it is fate!

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rabid_nerd

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:45 PM
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19. All nine candidates SUCK!

We must www.DRAFTgore.com if we want to win!

If you agree with me, don't reply to my post with your 1,000 post!

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ForrestGump

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:47 PM
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20. Hey! Look! Over there! It's Gary Coleman!

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UrbScotty

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:53 PM
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23. Heck, Ah-nuld woluld be a better Governor than Robb!

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ForrestGump

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:55 PM
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25. Yeah, we'd be Robbed with him as our gubernor

:-(

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ronnykmarshall

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:48 PM
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21. Colorado?

What a cess pool!

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ronnykmarshall

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:50 PM
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22. Robb with two b's?

Only some lame ass dork from Colorado would spell his name like that.

Come, on! Come on! You gotta problem???

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UrbScotty

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:54 PM
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24. Rockies, Avs, Nuggets and Broncos $&(# !

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:56 PM
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26. Come now...telling the truth isn't taunting anyone!

*ducks*

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UrbScotty

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Wed Aug-13-03 02:59 PM
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27. Well, you're right.

My apologies.

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Rainbowreflect

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Wed Aug-13-03 03:04 PM
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28. Pretty, pretty please

with sugar on top and whip cream and a cherry and if it's really good 1000th post, maybe some sprinkles.

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UrbScotty

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Wed Aug-13-03 03:06 PM
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29. How dare you insult Robb!

:argh:

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Robb

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Wed Aug-13-03 03:09 PM
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30. AAHH!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!

My mother was no freeper! I've got SR-71 bits in my basement! Rupert Murdoch is a dripping boil! Of course Ann Coulter could kick my ass! She could beat up all of us! Don't draft Gore! Keep Gary Coleman and Ahnold away from me! Colorado is the jewel in our national crown! The nice thing about Robb with 2 B's is you don't know which one's silent! Of course our teams suck, but I can still love the Avs if I wanna!

Honorable mention to ForrestGump, but the one that broke me:

Rainbowreflect saying "please". :) Man, let's hear it for politeness!

And with that, and my 1000th post, I hereby promise to work my little tail off registering Democrats in my little county. This I swear, as Skinner is my witness, to take no rest until this country once again breathes a sigh of Democratic relief!

(do I get sprinkles?)

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Aug-13-03 03:11 PM
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31. Sprinkles!

Congratulations!

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thom1102

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Wed Aug-13-03 03:11 PM
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32. Hey!

Congrats! I will be joining you soon!

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ronnykmarshall

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Wed Aug-13-03 03:13 PM
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33. and here's your reward!

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ForrestGump

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Wed Aug-13-03 03:34 PM
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37. Congratulations!

And here's your other reward...

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UrbScotty

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Wed Aug-13-03 03:13 PM
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34. Well, at least the Wings won 3 Stanley Cups in 6 years!

The Avs only won 2!!!!

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Rainbowreflect

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Wed Aug-13-03 03:20 PM
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35. Where would you like your whip cream & sprinkles?

Oh, I forgot, a cherry as well.

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monkeyboy

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Wed Aug-13-03 03:30 PM
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36. I hear tell that you're a big Nader fan

Yep, youse luvs Ralphie, dat's what I hears all right...

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