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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 08:50 AM
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NO FUCKING FOOLING I WON THE GODDAMN LOTTERY!!!!
I WON A FREE TICKET!!!!!!
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 08:54 AM
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1. I got the golden ticket, I am going to see the Wonka chocolate factory
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 11:01 AM
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4. Willy Wonka hired John Boehner to run his factory
Edited on Wed Apr-07-10 11:03 AM by LynneSin
interesting. I bet the health care plan sucks
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 11:29 AM
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5. yeah well when I found that out I burned my ticket
who wants to see Boehner singing?
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theNotoriousP.I.G. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 10:47 AM
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2. FUCKING A!
I'll be right over and we can go spend it at Circle K.
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 10:57 AM
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3. So did I!
Got an instant ticket in my Easter basket and won $2! First time I've ever won.
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mvd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 01:16 PM
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7. I've played a lot of instants and have never won more than $50
I won $50 on King of Cash when it first came out, and recently on Gold Rush Gus. Love the instant games, but have to be careful - many times it seems like the PA Lottery stacks more losers in the machines than they say. Could be that certain parts of the rolls are lucky, and winners are not spread evenly.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 12:54 PM
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6. Oompa Loompa...
.
...Dubious Dude.
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 01:17 PM
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8. I bought a scratch off on my 18th birthday...
Won 50 bucks. Only scratch offs I've ever played since were the ones I've gotten as birthday and Christmas presents from my relatives.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 01:19 PM
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9. You bastard! How dare you toy with us like that!
And I was all set to suck up and mooch off of you!
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