Just had a woman call with a "free bible study" offer

JBoy

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Wed Apr-07-10 05:52 PM
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Just had a woman call with a "free bible study" offer

My natural inclination to such an offer would be to start thinking up some smart ass retort, but she sounded so sweet and sincere I didn't have the heart. I just politely declined and wished her a nice day.

What's happening to me??!!??

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Bucky

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Wed Apr-07-10 05:55 PM
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1. You're growing up. You're living your humanistic values. I'm proud of you.

Soon, you will be JMan.

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datasuspect

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Wed Apr-07-10 05:58 PM
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2. i got a bible study in my pants

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rug

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Wed Apr-07-10 06:08 PM
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4. There's more to the Bible than Peter.

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guitar man

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Wed Apr-07-10 10:40 PM
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10. Win!!!

:rofl:

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Jamastiene

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Wed Apr-07-10 06:03 PM
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3. You are getting weak to their wily ways.

Next thing we know, we'll need to rescue you and re-educate you.

:P

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proteus_lives

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Wed Apr-07-10 06:10 PM
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5. Wow, I was expecting something rude and immature.

But you responded like a nice and mature person.

Good for you!

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Orrex

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Wed Apr-07-10 06:19 PM
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6. Tell her that you'd like to know her.

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Lionel Mandrake

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Wed Apr-07-10 07:08 PM
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7. in the biblical sense? nt

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Orrex

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Wed Apr-07-10 08:04 PM
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8. Is there any other way?

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gristy

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Wed Apr-07-10 09:05 PM
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9. Today I had someone call to ask me how old my furnace was

I said I didn't know, and I wasn't interested. She wished me a nice day, so I guess it wasn't a complete waste of time.

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old mark

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Thu Apr-08-10 06:15 AM
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11. My first response would be, "Hey, that'd be fuckin'GREAT!"

I get very few phone calls any more...

mark

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Soylent Brice

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Thu Apr-08-10 11:23 AM
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12. i'm shocked, really.

:rofl:

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