What if a teen traveled 24 miles to have sex with a 3,000-year-old girl?

Orrex

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Tue Apr-13-10 08:37 PM
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What if a teen traveled 24 miles to have sex with a 3,000-year-old girl?

Edited on Tue Apr-13-10 08:37 PM by Orrex

I mean, aside from the fact that he probably has mummy issues.

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struggle4progress

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Tue Apr-13-10 08:59 PM
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1. groooooan

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Dr. Strange

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Tue Apr-13-10 09:02 PM
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2. Maybe it's not mummy issues...

maybe he lives in De-Nile.

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Orrex

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Tue Apr-13-10 09:56 PM
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12. Actually, I think that he fell victim to a pyramid scheme

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tango-tee

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Wed Apr-14-10 01:52 AM
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13. This is all so siiiiick.

Wiping my eyes.... :evilgrin:

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kayakjohnny

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Tue Apr-13-10 09:07 PM
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3. This reminds me of the many times I've been ready to post something.

Then thought, hmmmm... I don't know. Maybe I better think about this for a bit. And then I do. And I always end up not posting those ones. And there have been a bunch of them. And I've always felt better the next day because of it.

And this aside from all the crap I do actually post.

Not saying that's the case here. But just saying.

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JohnnyLib2

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Tue Apr-13-10 09:14 PM
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4. Get back to your tax forms!

:evilgrin:

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one_voice

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Tue Apr-13-10 09:17 PM
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5. YIKES...

Talk about cobwebs!!

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Gold Metal Flake

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Tue Apr-13-10 09:23 PM
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6. The truth must lie somewhere in the middle.

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RagAss

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Tue Apr-13-10 09:27 PM
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7. He'd return home younger than when he left.....or pi squared or something?

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kayakjohnny

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Tue Apr-13-10 09:37 PM
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8. What a great ad for those... um.....

dryness products....

(sorry)

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Kaleva

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Tue Apr-13-10 09:47 PM
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9. Is a 3,000 year old girl considered to be jail bait?

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Bucky

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Tue Apr-13-10 09:51 PM
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10. I just hope he remembers to "wrap it" first.

You know, because I'll bet her body really sphinx

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baldguy

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Tue Apr-13-10 09:54 PM
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11. Be sure he packs the K-Y.

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