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Brickbat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-10 07:18 PM
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Fuck you, quinoa!
"Only 15 minutes to cook," MY ASS! We were supposed to eat an hour ago! Judas Priest!
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-10 07:43 PM
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1. Remember, it's pronounced keen-wah
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Brickbat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-10 07:47 PM
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2. Believe me, I've been saying it a lot in the last half-hour.
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Odin2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-10 11:24 PM
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7. WTF? I've always said "ki-NOH-uh
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-10 07:13 AM
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10. Nope - "keen-wah" is correct.
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Odin2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-10 07:32 AM
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11. You say "bag", I say "bayg".
:)
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-10 08:04 PM
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3. How do you screw it up that badly?
You cook it for 15 minutes, then you stop. :shrug:
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Brickbat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-10 08:41 PM
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4. I know, right?
I boiled it and then simmered it, and it looked exactly the same as it did 15 minutes before. :rofl:

One hour later, it was done, and was fantastic. Kids asked for seconds. :think:
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-10 10:50 PM
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6. Heh! Reminds of the grits scene from "My Cousin Vinnie."
"Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than anywhere else on the face of the earth?" :rofl:
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-10 07:36 AM
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12. "do the laws of physics cease to exist on yaw stove???!!!"
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-10 08:50 PM
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5. Shoulda gone to the Gree-Z Burger
:shrug:
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-10 11:35 PM
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8. Duh...
.
How many times do I have to tell you to get RID of that MACROwave oven?
.
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Brickbat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-10 07:09 AM
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9. Even worse,
it was on the electric stove.
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