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He answered his cell phone this morning a few minutes ago. I was in my office making a phone call, so I couldn't quite hear the conversation. He was on the phone for just a second...and he'd just gotten out of the tub trying to get to his physical therapy appointment on time.
Who was that?, I asked.
I don't know...somebody asking for Karen, he said. Wrong number.
I teased him and said...unless there is something you need to tell me? (as if to imply he's been going by that name...he's got a standard name like a Bill or Dan or Steve type name. I wasn't trying to be funny. I'm just a smart ass.) Usually he just ignores me.
He looked at me dead pan perfect timing ...caught me so off guard...and said....Noooooo....pause pause pause...besides, my stage name is DIVINE!
I nearly lost my coffee. :spray:
I don't know if this translates well in a post, but I thought it was hilarious. He's always saying funny things like that. You know that guy on twitter that has that "shit my dad says"...I really need to start writing down some of the stuff my husband says. He even has his own vocabulary. Also when we are in traffic, he comes up with some of the strangest things to call people. Really. I need to get a notebook.
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