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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 02:28 PM
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WHY When there are eight empty stalls do you come sit in the one next to ME?!
WHY!? WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM MAN?
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Tikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 02:36 PM
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1. Maybe the others were...
bombed...


Tikki
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 02:39 PM
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2. Pissery loves company? n/t
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 02:44 PM
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3. Looking for a wide stance, if you know what I mean...
;-)
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-10 09:43 AM
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11. Heh!
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Tom_Foolery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 03:46 PM
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4. It's the same reason that somebody will always sit in front of you...
in a completely empty movie theater...herd mentality. Or in your case...turd mentality.
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 04:01 PM
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5. Maybe it's the only one that's not disgusting.
The seat isn't wet; the toilet isn't clogged; there's paper in the stall. I often have to check out several stalls before I can find a seat that I can sit on. Sometimes there isn't one. :shrug:
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Recovered Repug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 04:05 PM
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6. So the two of you can encourage each other?
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JBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 04:21 PM
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7. Try this test of urinal etiquette
http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game_game.html

Select the correct urinal to use, under varying scenarios.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-10 08:59 AM
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8. I'm two stalls over - I just have a REALLY wide stance.
There was a great YouTube claymation called "I Am Not Gay" set to "YMCA" by the Village People but it has been removed due to copyright violation.
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tango-tee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-10 09:03 AM
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9. I hate it, hate it, hate it when that happens.
Because my - ahem - urinary tract immediately becomes bashful and refuses to function.
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-10 09:18 AM
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10. I'm sorry. I thought you were really hot!
:-)
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-10 11:42 AM
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12. I. Fucking. HATE. That.
And it's about goddamned time someone said it.

Someone does this, I pant up, leave and go to another bathroom. I WILL have my solitude.

It's like "GUY. I'm sorry if you find it weird that I find it weird and MASSIVELY uncomfortable that you pick the stall next to mine. But come on. COME on. Personal space, man. We're not books, here."
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-10 11:46 AM
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13. It's the scintillating aroma wafting from your stall.
"Ummmm, bean burritos...."
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-10 11:49 AM
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14. I smell your pain. n/t
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-10 12:17 PM
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15. It's just like when you're on the end urinal, and some guy uses the one...
Edited on Sat Apr-24-10 12:17 PM by Lucian
right next to you! When all the other ones are open! Gah! That's really annoying as well!
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