My brush with, um... shall we say... um...

MiddleFingerMom

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Sat Apr-24-10 04:25 AM
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My brush with, um... shall we say... um...

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...you know... animal husbandry.
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So there we were, me and my ex... DEEP ("You wish", I can still hear her say)
in the throes of passion -- lost to the real world.
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"OMG," thinks I. "She's never been into feet before, but she's licking my toes
and DAMN does it feel GOOD".
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I realize at that moment that :wtf: I am kissing her on the lips.
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I look down toward the foot of the bed and, utterly confused and a little bit
frightened and trying desperately to distract me and stop all this "violence"
by slobbering all over my feet, is our year-old German Shepherd pup.
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"No, puppy, NO!!! This is Mom-and-Dad-Time!!!"
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"But...
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"...call me."
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MiddleFingerMom

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Sat Apr-24-10 06:54 PM
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1. Kick...

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...just for the confessional guilt-purging value of it.
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Glad I was in a steady relationship at the time.
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Just sayin'
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