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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 09:28 AM Original message |
Interviewing for a job today, and I need some advice |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 09:31 AM Response to Original message |
1. "Do you expect me to show up regularly?" and "Will it be okay if I bring my platypus to work?" |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 09:35 AM Response to Original message |
2. "What does 'Inc.' stand for?" |
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JustABozoOnThisBus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 10:05 AM Response to Original message |
3. Are you gonna eat that? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 10:09 AM Response to Original message |
4. Do I get Ground Hog Day off? What the hell is that thing on your face? |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 10:10 AM Response to Original message |
5. You mentioned that you have three Brazilian Offices. How many is that?? |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 10:19 AM Response to Original message |
6. Hmmm. Ask them if they respect the rights of the religiously observant, |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 11:16 AM Response to Reply #6 |
11. September 19th is the holy day for the faithful..... |
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MorningGlow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 10:19 AM Response to Original message |
7. The serious question I usually use is |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 11:56 AM Response to Reply #7 |
15. Good ones--thanks! |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 10:48 AM Response to Original message |
8. hmmm... |
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JanMichael (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 11:12 AM Response to Original message |
9. "Do you have a two martini lunch limit here?" |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 11:14 AM Response to Original message |
10. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 11:19 AM Response to Original message |
12. "What do you like about working here"? |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 11:55 AM Response to Reply #12 |
14. Good one--I'm going to use it! |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 11:48 AM Response to Original message |
13. Great responses, everyone--thanks! |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 11:58 AM Response to Original message |
16. "Are we promoted here by merit, or by assassination?" |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 12:01 PM Response to Original message |
17. "What do you like about working here" (or "what do you find meaningful/fulfilling") |
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Rosie1223 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 12:15 PM Response to Original message |
18. "Can I have an advance on my first paycheck?" |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 12:17 PM Response to Original message |
19. Anybody have oval faces? |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 03:07 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. Nice. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 02:13 PM Response to Original message |
20. Is May Day a paid holiday? |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 02:16 PM Response to Original message |
21. "Do your computers have firewalls that block porn sites?" |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 03:16 PM Response to Original message |
23. Ask him if he has any references. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 06:13 PM Response to Original message |
24. How long before this job is out sourced? |
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MrsBrady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 11:29 PM Response to Original message |
25. this thread has us laughing our asses off over here... |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-04-10 11:52 PM Response to Original message |
26. 1. Do they perform follow-up drug testing? 2. Do they block porn sites? |
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raccoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-05-10 08:34 AM Response to Original message |
27. "What is your management style?" nt |
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MiddleFingerMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-05-10 01:28 PM Response to Original message |
28. Assume the position, too. |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-05-10 01:48 PM Response to Original message |
29. "Is that a pic of your wife or a promo for Planet of the Apes?" |
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