Hudson woman 'attacks husband for being bad in bed'

By staff writers From: news.com.au May 06, 2010 12:54pm 1 comment

A US woman has been accused of stabbing her husband with scissors because she was unhappy with his performance in bed.

Michelle Thomas, 26, was arrested on Tuesday after police were called around 1am to the couple’s house in the east Texas town of Hudson, Lufkin Daily News reports.

The man told police Ms Thomas became angry with him after a sex session left her unsatisfied.

He said Ms Thomas grabbed a pair of scissors and began slashing him, according to court papers.

The court affidavit states police found the man with superficial cuts to his chest, thumb and knee.

http://www.news.com.au/world/woman-attacks-husband-after-bad-sex-session/story-e6frfkyi-1225863072044

:rofl:

:P

An old married couple are sitting side by side on their front porch, watching the twilight pass.

Suddenly, the old woman leans her chair back and whacks the old man as hard as she can across the back of his head.

"Damn, Woman!" he shouts. "What the hell'd you do that for?"

"That was for being a lousy lover for all these sixty years," the woman mutters darkly.

The old man scowls at her, rubbing his head but soon goes back to the rhythmic rocking.

After a moment, he rears back and gives the old woman a hard whack to the back of her head.

"Hey! What the hell did you do THAT for?" she exclaims indignantly.

"That," he growls. "Was fer knowin' the dif'rence."

The women in the picture looks like a junkie, and I'd wager a guess that this incident revolved more around drugs than sex.

Redstone